It must be obvious to all - that sexual conduct of the enjoyable kind provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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what I want to know is, when I'm asleep, - December 3rd, 2013
do I really remember how to fly?
03 December 2013 @ 12:49 pm
Well, I did think the iPhone looked interesting. I guess now I can see what something like it is like?
[While Ren is smiling into the video, the observant will notice there are hints of strain in her expression]
I’ve been wandering a bit around this place, and I have to say it’s… nice. Warmer than it was in Tokyo. Which is good, I dislike the cold. Really dislike it. But even the best weather isn’t fun to sleep outside in, so can someone point me to where I could find housing or something.
[She pauses, her smile growing even more strained]
I’d ask for a way home, but last time I had to find that on my own.
[While Ren is smiling into the video, the observant will notice there are hints of strain in her expression]
I’ve been wandering a bit around this place, and I have to say it’s… nice. Warmer than it was in Tokyo. Which is good, I dislike the cold. Really dislike it. But even the best weather isn’t fun to sleep outside in, so can someone point me to where I could find housing or something.
[She pauses, her smile growing even more strained]
I’d ask for a way home, but last time I had to find that on my own.
03 December 2013 @ 07:20 pm
Someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
[Curses, man. They get you every time.]
[Curses, man. They get you every time.]
03 December 2013 @ 07:55 pm
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting me right now
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
03 December 2013 @ 08:37 pm
amused03 December 2013 @ 09:48 pm
(702): she's on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan?!"
[ooc: Yeah, it's the curse (or is it???) I have been saving this one. Because I can't either.]
[ooc: Yeah, it's the curse (or is it???) I have been saving this one. Because I can't either.]
03 December 2013 @ 09:53 pm
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
[possibly not even cursed]
[possibly not even cursed]
03 December 2013 @ 11:26 pm
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
[ooc: cursed, obviously.]
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
[ooc: cursed, obviously.]
03 December 2013 @ 11:58 pm
if someone knew that someone accidentally drunkenly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you?
[ just afterward. ]
follow-up question: what if both someones were me?
[ just afterward. ]
follow-up question: what if both someones were me?