28 May 2013 @ 10:07 pm
gif under cut )

It's too hot for anything but posting gifs. Is this a curse? Are we all going to bake like pies tomorrow? Ugh.

24 April 2013 @ 07:58 pm
Today is great, I have so much to add to my blackmail files. Also, I found a picture of my dog. People suck, but animals are awesome. Luckily, mocking people is also awesome.

Puppy! )

[ooc: April's pictures are here, feel free to find some.]

31 March 2013 @ 05:55 pm
So today's a day that actually exists.
17 March 2013 @ 02:54 pm
Remember, kids, no one can stab you in the back if you stab them in the front first. Also, if you try to pinch me for not wearing green today I'll provide a free demonstration of the concept! Now let's all drink until we forget how lame St. Patrick's day is.
17 February 2013 @ 07:01 pm
[Anyone who thought happy April was the norm/has never met April is in for a nasty shock, the shock of April's angry face shouting into her camera (and occasionally at passers-by). She's frustrated at trying to get through the day and lacks things such as any sympathy whatsoever. Also, the hippo is a mini hippo with a harness and leash, not really visible on the video.]

OH MY GOD. Can't I just walk my hippo in peace without tripping all over random people? If you're disoriented and want help my advice is DON'T TALK TO ME and just keep walking until you hit water and DROWN YOURSELF.

[The video feed flickers off for a second and then back on.]

Oh, and don't litter. It's called a trashcan people. UGH.

02 February 2013 @ 07:39 pm
[April looks...happy. It's bizarre. She's also cuddling a tiny hippo and holding it up to the camera.]

Say hi to everyone, Hippy. Look how cute she is!

[April makes the hippo wave and places it into a cardboard box.]

First we learn everyone's hilarious dirty secret texts and now we have these. I could get used to this whole curse thing. Except...I really want to keep Hippy after today. I mean, I don't have Champion here so I need a pet. Do you think you can teach a hippo tricks?

[Locked to Deities]

Hey. I read that you guys do trades sometimes. How much is a hippo? It's a really tiny hippo. I wouldn't even train it to eat people's shoelaces. Maybe.
21 January 2013 @ 07:18 pm
[April is wearing a ridiculous out fit involving a towel turban and a ray gun made mostly out of tinfoil. She speaks mostly in an abrupt monotone and her creepy eyes stare straight into your soul.]

Greetings. I am the Great Ludgata, your new overlord. Bow down before me minions--and bring me coffee. Now. With cream and sugar.

[She glares for a second, then slumps back down onto a bench near the fountain, speaking in a slightly more normal tone. Slightly.]

Okay, for real my name is April. OR IS IT? I once drove a riding mower through a Nordstrom. It's kind of lame here and I'm pissed so you should pacify me with coffee anyway.

[ooc: No confused accidental intro for April. Action for anyone in the square--she's just standing on a park bench filming herself. Also she maybe stole somebody's towel off the line?]