14 July 2012 @ 10:58 pm
[Billy isn't allowed near caffeine usually, he's hyperactive enough without any extras. But somehow, he's got hold of well a lot. He'll swear before a jury that he was only drinking water and hot chocolate. However the evidence is currently going against him.

The video turns on to show Billy bouncing up and down on the bed while he talks. On some of the jumps he is striking air guitar poses. (Superheroes totally do this in their spare time, okay?)]

Hi, so does anyone else air guitar because we should have a giant air guitar party over the network.

I mean we could all play the same song and jam out because people should do it! I'd play the guitar but I can't actually play the guitar so this is the next best thing. And at least I can't hit any bum notes this way.

So has anyone got any moves to show off?
05 July 2012 @ 08:52 pm
[A dripping wet teenager emerges from the fountain, clutching the video. The feathers on the headband are drooping and his hair is plastered about his face but he seems more concerned about the red cape which he is trying to wring out with one hand.]

Hi whoever is out there. I'm Billy. Please tell me you missed that dramatic entrance via the fountain, because I'd like to go back and do it again with some added sparkles and billowing cape rather than drowned hobbit look. I'm not short enough to be a hobbit honestly!

[There is a pause in the babbling as he looks around.]

Okay, so this doesn't look like home, or Asgard...please tell me this is place that's heard of the Young Avengers? Or at least of a guy called Teddy, he's blonde and got really cool earrings.

Failing that the Avengers?

[This face is very hopeful because he can't picture a world without them. And if he has managed to land in a different world which would be really cool, he'd rather not do it alone.]
19 April 2012 @ 03:42 pm
I've officially been here over three years, and I've seen basically every kind of curse there is (although I won't say I've seen them all because tribbles) and there's always people who are like:

Oh, oh no, I killed people/hurt people/showed people my deepest secrets which is all understandably upsetting, so I'm just going to post this handy list of stuff to-do when a loved one is acting funny or a horrible curse involving tribbles happens:

1. Check the Network. Chances are stuff's going on.

2. Magic probably won't work? I don't know, I've never gotten any of the curses to do anything with magic and the only thing I get in return is a headache.

3. Do what I do - tape a little note on the back of the door saying your name and address and who you are and why you probably shouldn't go out if you don't recognize this information. Do't do what I do and just teleport out of your room every day.

4. Don't eat anything that falls from the sky. We are not Isrealites, this is not us following a Burning Bush, and I can assure you that it is not Manna.

5.Don't trust the deities but don't mistrust them, either? Just, uh, keep a healthy suspicion but take it easy?

6. Don't mess with the clock.

7. Or the barrier.

8. If it's cute, don't trust it or feed it after midnight.

9. If you turn into a cat, don't, under any circumstance, go out and let yourself get bitten by ticks. Apparently you can still get diseases while cursed. And while I've never seen anyone get pregnant around here (which makes me hope for the human race) don't assume you can't because you're cursed.

10. Don't panic. (Hey, it worked for Ford Prefect)
02 April 2012 @ 03:26 pm
You know considering yesterday was April Fool's Day, I'm kind of surprised I didn't wake up with green hair or a badly forged breakup note or I don't know-

Looking like my twin (is that redundant?) or something.

Meanwhile, Thor, uh, buddy, do you usually hibernate like that?

Also, uh, so, Todd, Neil, you guys still need a director?
20 March 2012 @ 01:07 pm
Oh, don't be such a big baby.

Getting electrocuted doesn't hurt that much.
11 March 2012 @ 05:42 pm
[This is playing. Billy is scowling]

Okay you know the first time I heard this song it was okay but I'm pretty sure the face that it keeps playing like it's on repeat means that this curse is broken or something.

Yes. Magic. I get it.

Can we hear something different? I mean if we're going to talk about a song that is the story of my life, can we hear People are Strange or something?
24 February 2012 @ 07:35 pm

[A lady is walking by and he just blurts out]


[The lady's dusty but blue dress suddenly looks like it was splashed, and it turns a horrible shade of pink]


[There's blue light and suddenly Billy is surrounded by...lobsters.]

[ooc: he is slugged and the slug cannot figure out his magic, plus Billy is fighting this shit. Action is a-okay!]
15 February 2012 @ 08:41 pm
I am not a moisture farmer.

I am not in love with my long lost twin.

My boyfriend is also not a moisture farmer.

This is not Tatooine.

That is not a Sarlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhccccck!

[There's a zap and a crackle and a pause. The pause lengthens.]

....or maybe it is.
12 February 2012 @ 08:35 pm
List of things that probably put you on some 'villain' list:

Electrocuting your twin for making out with your hero.

I should just keep repeating that to myself.

Also, let it be said: you shouldn't ever mix us up. I'm the one with the dark hair and the cape, and he's the one who looks like an old man.

[ooc: if you want to say your character has mixed them up in the past, please don't hesitate]
27 January 2012 @ 08:43 pm
If anyone sees a coat that is making begging faces for magic:

For the love of god, don't put it on.

[ooc: anyyyything goes!]