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[recognize_an_opportunity]

Someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.

[Curses, man. They get you every time.]

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[defies_reason]

I'd hate to meet the dog that bit you.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

[There's a long pause. It seems to stretch on for an eternity. And then...]

That's unfortunate.

[defies_reason]

The hangover, the cocaine, the Network post, or my commentary?

[recognize_an_opportunity]

I'd say the third option is the most unfortunate. Your commentary is completely reasonable, given the circumstances.

voice;

[thefavorite]

I don't think I get it.

Re: voice;

[recognize_an_opportunity]

[Oh fuck, what is his life.]

That's probably for the best.

Re: voice;

[thefavorite]

I guess. But I mean, wouldn't that make it worse?

{ Based on his understanding of these things, which is admittedly limited. ]

[valentineluke]

Frontal lobotomy?

[recognize_an_opportunity]

That would very likely cure the desire to ever drink again. As well as the desire to do much of anything else.

[valentineluke]

One of the popular Underground cures, then.

[affectioning]

Have you tried water?

[recognize_an_opportunity]

The first thing I should have tried was not posting this in the first place, but I'm not sure I could have avoided it.

If I have any more water I might drown.

[affectioning]

I posted something, too.

More alcohol? And I hear grease helps. Like, bacon.

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[makingastatement]

Long night?

Re: text;

[recognize_an_opportunity]

Yeah, sure. Long night, long day, bad headache.

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[makingastatement]

Now hangover cures coming out of your ears.

Maybe lay off for the day. Clear your head.

[yourbestguysgun]

Bacon. Cream cheese. Bagel. More legal.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

And undoubtedly more delicious. I won't complain about any remedy that involves a bagel. Or bacon, for that matter.

[yourbestguysgun]

There's a diner round here. Does some real good ones. Not as good as a real and proper New York bagel but close enough. Earnie's maybe? Or something with a guy's name attached.

[deadmanbusiness]

[Theo has not been cursed. Theo has tried to cut down on his drinking since that time in October. Theo is... ]

I never realized that you could use cocaine as a hangover cure. Though I do know one or two.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

To be fair, I don't recommend it as a hangover cure. It's not a particularly good one.

[deadmanbusiness]

I'm not even going to ask how you know this.

[ex_sorted385]

Is cocaine a good cure? I never heard that. Maybe eggs? Some kind of eggs, I think.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

It's not as good of a cure as it should be. Eggs in what sense? Raw eggs? Scrambled eggs? Fried eggs?

[ex_sorted385]

I never tried it. Course I've never had a hangover. Maybe raw? I wonder if it has to be a certain kind of eggs. Do you think one kind would better than another?