23 April 2012 @ 12:42 pm
I found a lot of photos.

[ because simon's been going through everything he finds frantically for incriminating pictures... ]

If anyone wants, just...tell me and I'll give you the ones I find of you. The ones that aren't of me.

ooc | anyone who wants simon to find photos of them, just say the word!
31 March 2012 @ 11:18 am
[ simon looks seriously freaked out; he's all wide, wide eyes, sitting too still, almost unnaturally so. it takes him a minute to speak, opening his mouth and then closing it again, as if thinking carefully about what he wants to say. ]

Do the curses here...do they steal powers?

ooc | simon has been affected with the average joe day curse, and his invisibility powers aren't working!
11 March 2012 @ 01:41 pm
[ for a minute there's just a rustling, accompanied by this song, and then simon flicks over to video. he looks less than pleased, frowning at the camera. he opens his mouth to speak, but the clash of symbals interrupts him and he frowns, waiting until the crescendo of the song winds down to say... ]

I don't even like showtunes.

[ 8| ]
29 February 2012 @ 05:37 pm
[ simon is holding iggy ii, and sitting on the floor of his flat. the device is balanced on his knee, shaking just slightly as simon shifts position. ]

Has everyone made it back by now?
09 February 2012 @ 01:06 am
[ it's simon! he's holding iggy ii, and balancing the comm carefully on his knee. ]

Seth is gone. He's not been home in weeks and I can't find him anywhere.

[ his tone is morose. even iggy looks unhappy. there's a pause, then simon clears his throat. ]

Alisha, can I talk to you?
29 January 2012 @ 03:00 pm
Are we sure none of these people are really staying?

[ a beat ]

What if they do? I don't think we've enough space for all of them.

[ ooc | facetwins are a-okay, no canon-puncturing or duplicates please! ]
22 January 2012 @ 03:21 pm
[ at first, there's just leopard face, sniffing at the camera, then batting it from side to side before the leopard in question clearly gives up and pads away. from the looks of it, the giant cat in question is in simon and seth's apartment! (do they even own furniture who knows)

the snow leopard flops down and yawns, displaying a row of sharp, sharp teeth. in the background, a cheetah and a jaguar are watching the motion. everyone looks collectively bored. lack of thumbs makes getting out of the apartment a real challenge.

eventually, the feed runs out and clicks off. ]

ooc | action available for anyone who feels like coming to let the kitties out to play!
18 January 2012 @ 01:34 pm
I'm back. I thought this was a dream but...

[ there's a pause. simon's frowning, and walking very quickly down the street. he looks somewhere between embarassed and irritated. all this advice is coming at an awkward point in time for him. ]

Why is everyone trying to talk to me about sex?