28 February 2014 @ 07:04 pm
[He-Who-Kills door leads to The Dreaming.

Different lands inside flit by in a mindbogglingly mix until one weaves its way out, filling the frame and shows a town.

A house's chimney flue opens; Fireplace Imps scuttle out. Zanti Misfits swarm from the basement window of another dwelling. Coming around a corner, Talky Tina leads a procession of unsettling dolls and stuffed toys. Faceless Fiends and Martian Hobs hop into view.

More and more of the town's other eerie residents appear. They gather before the door.

The Small&Frightful cheer in unison. One of their own, long absent, has come home.]
24 January 2014 @ 05:32 pm
[Out in the Square? You might hear A-MAZING drum play. Follow the beat and it'll lead you to the Opera House. There on the stairs; creepy little drummer doll.

Impromptu jam session brought to you in honor of Curt Wild's return.]
17 December 2013 @ 08:08 pm
Me kiss you long time. You know you want! Heh-heh!
Current Location: Strutting his stuff in the Square
14 November 2013 @ 04:21 pm
Ooh! Somebody, HELP!!


(OOC - Blue: Hat, Red:Don't Sort, EVER!)
26 October 2013 @ 11:43 am
[The thick salt ring around the Opera House stopped the corn's advance. Boney and other creepy, bloody skulls displayed along the ring's outer boarder serve as a warning: KEEP OUT or TROPHY!!

Up on the porch, collie sized pink dragon lounges. When push comes to shove, Prince's name and color become the only cute things about him. Gnawing on a broadsword, metal eating beast is working his way thru confiscated weapons pile - some of the attackers were armed. All had their heads.

He Who Kills sits hunched on the bottom step, glaring at the field maze.]
Is no time for farming!
24 September 2013 @ 07:17 pm
No like this City magic! It make much leaves. Wind blow many leaves onto Opera House's land, cover dwelling. Me sweep-sweep-sweep all day.

Me hunter, not what called landscaper!
Current Mood: grumpy
20 August 2013 @ 05:12 pm
You too thin. Me be good provider, bring you much food!

(OOC - Heaping dead eating animals, bread, fresh fruit and vegetables on your doorstep)
Current Mood: flirty
08 July 2013 @ 08:03 pm
Blackbird?! Ribbon girl leave gift of fire lizard!

(Pink, fairly not small, and has a favorite "food". Have fun playing with the new pet.)
Current Mood: excited
Current Location: Opera House
12 June 2013 @ 06:24 pm
[He's standing in the middle of what looks like a slimed swap meet.]

Me opened worms, find many things inside. You lost things? Come to Opera House, get things back.
13 May 2013 @ 06:38 pm
Pig much small, but meat be much tender.

(OOC - "SOME PIG" (really a magical porker?), is headed for the dinning table, unless....)
09 April 2013 @ 07:36 pm
You have much good trophy!

Me got trophy, too! [Flips on device, and there hanging on wall is it.]
Current Mood: Proud!
Current Location: Opera House
23 March 2013 @ 10:19 am
Much throwing of dung make you village idiot.
Current Mood: Tsk-tsk-tsk
02 February 2013 @ 06:14 pm
[When you don't need sleep and never tire, you too can build a sprawling mini-ranch in a ballroom. It's got everything; corrals, runs, gates, yards, watering holes, feeding troughs, shelters, trees (yep, little trees), straw shredded down from full sized bales.

The herd contained within is two hundred plus strong. Compared to the hamster sized hippos and their new home, HWK looks like a giant. He lays down plates of freshly microwaved frozen vegetables in one 'field',opens the gates, and rings a triangle announcing dinner.]

Doggies, doggies, doggies! Soup on, soup on, soup on!
Current Location: Opera House
05 January 2013 @ 06:43 pm

[Now that the large hulking dead guy ( with the unzombie pointy teeth) filling your screen has your attention...]

You have zombies? You want help? Who you call?
[Thumps an axe against his chest for emphasis .] Me, ZOMBIEBUSTER!!

[OOC - Yep, that be Big Daddy from Land of the Dead

Cain broke the doll at HWK's request.

Anybody near where HWK is filming his advert, you'll see the other zombies milling around giving their "not acting normal brother" a wide berth. They're confused enough to instinctively to put some distance between themselves and the oddball.]
Current Mood: determined
Current Location: Outside somewhere
09 December 2012 @ 12:53 pm
This what called thinning the herd out. Darwin man say village idiots no live long. He much right!
Current Mood: tsk-tsk-tsk
07 December 2012 @ 07:57 pm
YES!!  Much dance, much good!!

[Joins the City's "Bust-a-Movement"]
21 November 2012 @ 09:27 pm
[Slenderman sobbing.]
[Sobbing grows in volume.]
[Somebody's crying a river.]
[The dam's burst. Mass flooding.]
18 November 2012 @ 11:09 am
Celebration feast coming! Me get good bird, he much plump!

(Cain, very much alive big tom turkey is under the same roof with you.)
Current Mood: excited
Current Location: Opera House
15 October 2012 @ 06:59 pm
Me no have missing undergarments, because me no wear undergarments. Heh-heh!
Current Mood: amused
01 October 2012 @ 11:57 am
Boy Huey leave City. Bug go, too.

(OOC - Got a good-bye letter. The "bug" was Femur, Huey's pet tooth fairy.)
Current Mood: sad