05 July 2013 @ 01:14 pm
Visitor time, huh?

If anyone needs me, or if anyone I know is here, I'll be around town. And to those who just got here, no, this isn't a costume, and yes, I'm an alien.

[Garrus can be found around the park and the beach]
05 June 2013 @ 10:21 pm
[Garrus hears some noises outside and pops his head out the window, looking at the army that's shown itself. He sticks his head back inside.]

It's C-Sec, the army, or the Reaper War all over again.
30 May 2013 @ 10:25 pm
I'm glad the weather's back to normal. The heat I don't mind, but the cold I could live without. You want heat, try a Palaven summer.
[There's something different about Garrus. Namely that he's missing his head crests, is a little slimmer, and his voice is a little higher.]

This is new.

[OOC: For reference, female turians look like this. Just picture Garrus' usual blue marks instead of the white and red.]
24 April 2013 @ 01:47 pm
I don't suppose anyone's found any pictures with me in them?

Also, if that white haired Russian is watching, I think I found one of your more... personal photos.

[Photos up for grabs]
13 April 2013 @ 11:48 pm
Can't say I've ever been on a cruise before. Or even on a boat. If I get seasick, I'm blaming the city.
27 March 2013 @ 01:53 am
[Garrus is currently searching the bushes out in the park.]

Where'd it go?

[He soon finds what he was looking for, namely a tennis ball he was bouncing off a park wall earlier. Before he stands up, something catches his eye.]

What the..?

[He bends down to pick it up, revealing it to be a blue, sparkly egg. He shakes it to see if there's anything inside. Nothing.]


[Shrugging, he tucks it under his arm and heads for home. He'll just put it on his kitchen table when he gets home, and hope it doesn't explode or something.]
06 March 2013 @ 01:56 pm
Did anyone else get bitten by their sink nozzle while they were washing their hands today?
24 February 2013 @ 05:08 pm

I think I'll go to the beach today, and see what swimming is like when you don't have a carapace. I'm almost used to the naked feeling without it.

[End video]


[Feel free to come up to Garrus while he's swimming or lounging on the sand.]
17 February 2013 @ 03:28 pm
[Garrus is on his usual spot on his apartment's roof, scoping things out with his sniper rifle (don't worry, the safety's on). By now he's bought a lawn chair.]

If anyone's in need of help, I'm keeping this line open.
18 January 2013 @ 12:20 pm
[Normal day for once. That's a relief. Perhaps he'll go to his fridge and get a dextro-only soda.

When he opens the can there's a burst of small fireworks and confetti, startling Garrus.]

Very funny, City.

[He puts the can down. He's not drinking that until he's sure it's safe.]

[/end video]
04 January 2013 @ 01:44 pm
[Garrus sits on top of his apartment building, with his sniper rifle in hand. Currently he's just looking through the scope, on lookout.]

Okay, so these things are tougher than they look. And I thought husks were bad.

[He sees something down below that makes him pause.]


[A pause, and then he leans against the air vent, setting his rifle aside. He addresses his device.]

If anyone needs help, call me.
25 December 2012 @ 03:33 pm
I just want to say, merry Christmas and happy holidays to all.

[He made sure he has his tree in the background. It's a small one and has cheap lights and cheap ornaments.]
21 December 2012 @ 01:37 pm
[Garrus has never seen birds carry mistletoe before. Then again, this is pretty mild as far as City activity goes. He also sees a fair amount of kissing couples out on the street today. It makes him sigh and trudge on.]

[ooc: Mass Effect 3 showed that kissing turians is actually possible. So pucker up.]
10 December 2012 @ 02:27 pm
Alright, the cow was almost worth it just because it turned into dextro-only cheese at midnight.

[He takes a slice of said cheese and puts it over a cracker, which he eats.]

And does anyone know how to get cow smell out of an apartment?
21 November 2012 @ 04:58 pm
Has a guy without a face been showing up at anyone else's door today? He's kinda creepy and he won't leave me alone.

[There's a knock at the door from offscreen.]

I already told you, I don't have anything for you to do.
04 November 2012 @ 01:30 pm
Oh, are we in the middle of a visitor's weekend? That's nice.

...Don't suppose anyone's seen a redheaded woman in N7 armor?

[Anything goes. Threadjacking is fine.]
31 October 2012 @ 03:08 pm
[Maybe a party will bring him out of the funk he's been in for the past few months. He just got a rubber ax to stick on his head for a costume. They don't exactly sell costumes made for turian proportions in the City, and he doesn't feel like paying to have one custom made.]

Don't suppose they'll be any dextro-only snacks at this party. I'm usually not that lucky.
06 October 2012 @ 02:21 pm

27 September 2012 @ 09:02 pm
[Garrus idly feeds Spike some crickets, looking as down as ever.]

So many people getting married today. Curse-enforced marriages, but still... [Sigh.]

[He reaches down into the tank to stroke Spike's scaly head with a finger.]

At least I still have you, girl.