Calibration 59 [action]

[officer_garrus]

[Garrus has never seen birds carry mistletoe before. Then again, this is pretty mild as far as City activity goes. He also sees a fair amount of kissing couples out on the street today. It makes him sigh and trudge on.]

[ooc: Mass Effect 3 showed that kissing turians is actually possible. So pucker up.]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

[PERHAPS RAIKOV'S LUCK HAS RUN OUT... because he was checking his shopping list and didn't realize he was going to bump right into Garrus. He grunts and looks up from his list]

Oh. Sorry. Wasn't looking where I was going..

[Raikov likes men of all sorts but.. aliens...? That's pushing it. He really hopes there's no mistletoe around]

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[officer_garrus]

My fault...

[And as luck would have it, a bird with mistletoe perches right above them.]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

[Raikov glances upwards... his eyes falling right to that damned plant. There's that damned urge. He then grabs Garrus's coat (or whatever he's wearing) and plants a kiss on where he suspects the alien's lips are (or would be)]

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[officer_garrus]

[Winter wear - including a coat - custom tailored for a turian to be exact. Makes a started noise into the kiss, even as he returns it. As best he can, given the shape of turian lips.]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

[The Russian slowly pulls away and lets go of Garrus's coat]

... Sorry about that as well.

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[officer_garrus]

[Garrus tries not to think about the last human who kissed him.]

Also not your fault...

[He glares up at the bird, which flies away.]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

[He watches the bird until it's out of sight, then looks back to Garrus]

.. So, what are you exactly?

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[officer_garrus]

I'm a turian. An alien.