03 December 2013 @ 11:58 pm
if someone knew that someone accidentally drunkenly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you?

[ just afterward. ]

follow-up question: what if both someones were me?
23 November 2013 @ 11:37 pm
I think I remember these. What's the worst you got?
26 October 2013 @ 06:34 pm
[ Might as well talk to people on the network - it's not like he's got anything better to do right now. The observant viewer may note that the corn over his shoulder appears to be quite scorched, but he has neither his suit nor an immediate source of fire handy. ]

Congratulations, you broke science.
01 September 2013 @ 07:35 pm
So, I've been told I've got a company here. Had. Then did have. Now? Not so sure, but whatever, you know, old news, passe.

Assume it does what the one back home does, with some minor alterations here and there to account for... the obvious? CEO is back in town.

Anyway, I've met all of you Avengers people. So where do we live? Where do I live.
19 August 2013 @ 04:38 pm
[ Somebody looks thoroughly unimpressed. Also he's bleeding a little bit, but it's not as though either of these facial statuses is particularly uncommon to see on him. ]

Well this place looks mind-bendingly familiar. Or numbingly - it's hard to tell sometimes - they both wind up leaving you talking to inanimate objects after a while. Just easier that way.

I was actually kind of in the middle of some things though - I mean, I enjoy the break, don't get me wrong, totally grateful and whatever, but a little busy. Saving the world, saving my ass, kicking other people's instead - lots of stuff to do on that To-Do List. Appreciate it if that could be a thing I got back to, regardless of whatever Narnian equivalent passes for time around here, yadda yadda, yeah I remember. [ Ugh. s e r i o u s l y, like. how does this happen to him m u l t i p l e times ]

Anyway. Been a while though. Somebody give me a roll-call. Heads up, seven up - don't be shy about it.
19 June 2013 @ 10:56 am
[ so he's just going to hop right on and start blabbering. ]

Yeah, gonna have to say that this? Noooot really the best idea you jokers could have had. I don't know if you've heard, but I'm..kind of a big deal. [ who hasn't heard of him. what blasphemy is this. everyone should have heard of him. ] Y'know, saved the world and all? I mean, it was sort of a package deal with some other guys, but let's be real here. I did a lot of the, uh. Heavy lifting.

[ ...yeah that's not really something he wants to remember right now why did he say that. his breathing picks up just a little bit, but he manages to keep control. so he disguises it as a sigh, waving a hand and sitting back. DISTRACTION DANCE. ]

That's not to say that the others weren't great too, I mean; Cupid and Fabio weren't too shabby, not to mention the old man and the warrior princess. Banner was pretty spectacular as well, and— What I mean to say is that I can be trouble all on my own, but the Jackson 5 might have a problem with me going missing.

[ not to mention his, y'know, girlfriend, who's probably flipping her shit right now. ]

So yeah, hey. If I could get a doctor's note or something, explaining that this time it's not my fault I'm gone, that'd be great. In the meantime --

[ it's not immediately apparent what he's doing, but he squints just a little as he begins tapping away at the device. after about ten seconds, he gets bored and stops. he is not pouting. it's a displeased scowl. he tosses the device onto the table (??? where is he that he has a table? the bar, of course) in front of him, and the voice comes in a little distant then. ]

-- yeah, not impressed. What else y'got? C'mon. Blow me away.

[ooc; at work, so tags might be a little spotty, but I couldn't help myself. here's this jerk. c:]
17 February 2013 @ 10:19 pm
u know u hear all about how crappy it is to break up on valentine's day
and yyyyyy i know that was days ago (days ago tony what are you doing) w/e.

so that's pretty shitty

but what's worse, is losing them on v-day. right? losing anybody on v-day would suck. Can u imagine if your gf/bf disappeared on v-day from this place? that'd suck. be even words* to see them during all of this visiting shit.

* he meant 'worst'
[ ooc: doubles as a super late fourth wall. But mostly just for a thing. ]
05 February 2013 @ 08:32 pm
[ Hey look who the revolution dragged in. ]

Really? I'm gone for a few days and you guys tear the City apart? Not that I'm not totally worthy of drunken riots, this just all looks a little too dystopian for my future. Was this because of the heart stuff, because while I admit this is a little literal, you know, might wanna hold off on all the fighting until the internal organs are starting on the inside, at least.

At least it's just further cardiological proof in the first place.

filter (avengers + pepper):
I actually think I've seen the whole movie now. ET gets grounded and taken back home at the end, right?

filter (pepper):
You home?
29 January 2013 @ 10:50 pm
come over. i'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
30 December 2012 @ 12:58 am
[ What


hell ]

Hey, Pepper. What was that Bruce told you about care and feeding yesterday? I thought these things only lasted twenty-four hours.

[ ooc: three way body swap continues! laughs are had by all. ]
29 December 2012 @ 01:24 pm
General PSA: In concordance with Mr. Stark's keen and totally professional, excellent statement, anything Dr. Banner does today is totally not my fault.

Although, if anyone's seen Bruce's body, we'd both like to talk to her. It. [ please let there not be more than just the three people involved here, like, really. ] Imagine the trouble someone in their body could get up to.
15 November 2012 @ 11:53 pm
[ someone's a little freaked out, and is conspicuously (?) texting today. only texting. ]

stop the ride, i'd like to get off now

seriously is there a city-wide shrink for this crap or what

not that i want to talk to them, just that it seems like poor planning

[ he's got luke's 'hey look we sewed your mouth shut isn't that funny' wound and he's unhappy about it. ]
07 November 2012 @ 03:09 am
[ He tries the door. ]

Nothing doing, buddy. It won't open. No, really, if I pull on i- by all means, you try. Maybe it likes you more or something. You Alan Grant the shit out of that door, go for it. No? Didn't work for you either?


show of texts: who else is having doorway issues today?


So, what do you want to do?

[ open to action. open to having seen any part of any of the open posts on video and commenting. don't care. handwave to being trapped with multiple people; pretend he just keeps having it happen to him. ]
03 November 2012 @ 05:47 pm
1. Not normal.
2. Not unwelcome. edit for accuracy: viewpoints or mileage may vary.
3. Not abnormal.
4. Not a curse.
  4b. Not not a curse. Viewpoints vary.
5. Not permanent.

missing anything?

[ ooc: open to any manner of response; action anywhere in the City. face and character twins are okay, although he reserves the right to wig if applicable. ]
15 October 2012 @ 12:02 am
Whoops. Think I forgot to tell You and Dummy Two that all their newfound animated inanimate friends weren't going to stick around for long.

They're both still kind of depressed about it. Did anyone else actually have a whatever that they liked more when it was ... alive? Want to donate to the cause?
24 September 2012 @ 01:10 am
[ ... Okay, sure. This made sense.

This guy looks like he's some sort of cross between playing it off and being just... disappointed in what's happening. Because really. Kidnap someone, at least make it exciting. Or don't kidnap them, and let them get back to their own exciting lives.

But at least he's recording, and he knows it. He's already familiar with the device, and the third look on his face is the one he's wearing while he thinks of what he can do with it. ]

Must've been a hell of a night. Somebody tells me I've been here already? Must've been too - I've got a usual. Not bad. A little creepy. So spit it out, come forward before the court, whatever. Somebody come tell me something interesting.
13 June 2012 @ 03:02 am
[ A N O N Y M O U S ]

okay people youre not going about this the right way and frankly its a little disappointing.

youre anonymous. nobody knows who you are. which MEANS you can say whatever you want without consequence.

anything. :)

so why dont you take this opportunity and let it all out??

ill even start: #### has the sexiest ass in the city

[ooc | Okay guys this may be a wee complicated. But basically: Tony is not cursed. He is just dicking around and put up this IC anon post for your gossiping RP-anon-comm-esque pleasures and deep confessions and secrets. Do not actually respond anonymously, though! We can just assume all comments made here are anonymous. Put signed in or something in the subject header if your character is commenting signed in!

Oh and #### will automatically generate the name of a completely random City citizen so have fun with that.]

08 June 2012 @ 11:49 pm
Cut for potential Avengers movie spoilers! )

[ooc | All responses will be made after Rhodey forces him to go to the hospital :( and BACKDATED to early afternoon!]
29 May 2012 @ 04:03 pm
[It is Tony's birthday, and he is on the ground of his workshop surrounded with pizza boxes and empty bottles of juice and chlorophyll. It may seem lame, but better this than repeating the incidents of his last birthday.

Hey, at least he's not dying this time.

Dummy the robot wheels in from around the corner, angling this way and that to inspect the situation at hand.

Before he douses Tony with his built-in fire extinguisher.]

Thanks for the birthday present, pal.

[On top of his equally-awesome present of discovering that Pepper is gone.]

[ooc | Technically on hiatus, so tags will be slow(er than usual)!]
18 May 2012 @ 02:22 pm
[As an Ohtori private school student, you may be in the middle of exams... you may be in the cafeteria... you may even be in the fields for gym.

But wherever you are... you hear a
BOOM. And then a fire alarm - faint or loud, depending on if you're anywhere near the chemistry labs.

Tony stumbles out of the labs, phone in hand as he records everything with soot all over his face. His eyes are wide in shock...and thrill.]

That...is going on youtube.