Wow, this ship is huge!

[Elmer's found himself in the first class section of the Gargantuan, and is wandering cheerfully through the halls - peeking through any carelessly open doors, looking out every window he comes across...he's obviously not a first class passenger though. Maybe second. (He's a stowaway.)]

I wonder how many passengers are here? A hundred? A thousand! Just imagine a ship with ten thousand passengers on it! Haha, but there couldn't possibly be a ship that huge. Not even this one. [He pats the nearest wall as if this were a horse and not...a gigantic inanimate object.]

Hm, I wonder where the kitchens might be...

So a friend and I had a contest recently, as to whose art was more recognizable. And here is the result!

What do you think? Is the winner the creature on the left? The one on the right? Do we both need art lessons? I rather like the picture as a whole, myself.

I have to say, I'm almost jealous of all these bubbles! They sound like fun. For just a day, at least. So all you unhappy bubble people, smile! Have fun while it lasts! There's got to be something good about it, right?

[A moment's silence. There's the unmistakable sound of arcade noises in the background.]

--On an unrelated note, these games I found are amazing! If only I'd discovered them sooner, I'd...have more experience with them! Especially this one, it's got ninja turtles in it! I wonder if there's any real ninjas in this place.

[And the feed cuts out to his usual cheerful laughter.]

Hey, I found a building! Or part of one, at least.

[Said cheerfully, as if this discovery were something amazing worth broadcasting to the world.]

I wonder if there's anything useful in here...or treasure, that'd be fun.

[A hoarse chuckle--he ran out of water today. There's the tap tap tap of someone climbing a flight of ruined stairs, the whoosh of a gust of wind...]

Wow, the ceiling's totally gone. And that wall, too...[Obviously this means he should move closer to inspect the nonexistent wall.] Heh, I think this is as high up as the classroom back at the libra--

[He's interrupted by the flapping sound of some sort of flying creature (a buzzard, maybe) going right past his head--followed by the sound of a certain someone losing his balance and falling off the building.

Oops?]

[The person in this picture looks inordinately cheerful considering he's standing in the middle of a desert. His clothes are a little ragged - partly due to a run-in with some of the local desert creatures - and he's got a few scratches here and there, but otherwise he seems fine.

He waves a thin metal pipe in a vague sort of salute.]

Hey, is there anything good to eat in this desert? Aside from the monsters, that is. I don't know about any of you, but those things look a little scary to eat, haha...

Candy candy everywhere! I like the shapes, they're cute. Whoever came up with the words on them should really think of something better though! Then again, they're not very tasty anyway. Maybe I could do something else with the things. Anyone have any suggestions?

There's a lot of people out today, aren't there? And I don't recognize most of them. Hello everybody, nice to meet you! If you want a tour or something while you're here, I'm happy to provide!

[Elmer will be wandering around town the rest of the day, having fun being part of the crowd. He'll also be stopping for groceries at some point, so feel free to bump into him there too.]

Heh, looks like a pretty crazy day today, doesn't it?

[The guy in the video, if any of you happen to recognize him, seems sort of different today. Taller, for one. Maybe a deeper voice? Whatever the difference is, his smile is the same as ever, and he grins cheerfully at the camera.]

You guys shouldn't let curses get you down though! Whether you're suddenly bigger or smaller or feathered or lost or a brand new parent, you should face it head on and smile. It might even be fun!

[He glances away from the screen after that last comment, as if some sudden thought had caught him by surprise.]

Come to think of it, I should probably go out and do something too.

[[Elmer's aged-up today! By quite a lot. Replies will be coming from unfrowning!]]