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[The person in this picture looks inordinately cheerful considering he's standing in the middle of a desert. His clothes are a little ragged - partly due to a run-in with some of the local desert creatures - and he's got a few scratches here and there, but otherwise he seems fine.

He waves a thin metal pipe in a vague sort of salute.]

Hey, is there anything good to eat in this desert? Aside from the monsters, that is. I don't know about any of you, but those things look a little scary to eat, haha...

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Ah, but looks don't always account for taste, you know.

That's true! For all I know they could taste delicious.

Just make sure you mind all the various maiming appendages. I'm sure you'd make as suitable a meal as they would.

Ahaha, I'll try my best! I almost got caught earlier, actually.

And no worse for wear, it seems!

I'm a fast runner!

Even in sand?

Not really. But that's what the pipe's for.

You must be some sort of prodigy, then, because that weapon doesn't look very intimidating.

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—did all the food go to sand too?

Huh? No, I was just thinking of the future, is all. You never know when you might run out of food!

...plus I don't have much to begin with.

Shit. That's right... Guess we'll figure something out when we get there.

We can eat scorpion meat together! Or try to catch one of those buzzards, maybe.

... pretty sure scorpions don't have real meat.

Oh. Really?

I dunno—

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I dunno. Aren't they insects?

They're arthropods, so I'd say they're more like particularly dangerous land lobsters.

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Everything is fucking sand. Why would there be anything good to eat in sand?

Well there's still things living in it, right? So some of them must be edible!

Then go look yourself.

Sure thing. I can report back to you with my findings!

I don't need you to.

No? I'm glad you can hold out on your own then.

Don't get yourself killed.

I'll try my best! [hahahaha]

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