Um, Mike? Ty?

...Anders?

If any of your lot are around say hi, yeah?

Oh, and if anyone sees a twat in a red suit, calls himself Colin Gundersen? Like, don't even bother.










[ooc: OPEN TO EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!]

This was going to be heaps more brilliant when Mike and Ty were still here, but two Kiwis are better than none, eh? So uh,

Happy Waitangi Day!

[Axl stands up to crack open a beer and cheers the ceiling.]

Anyone who's interested come by the pub, yeah? Me and my mates get seriously munted every year and no reason to break the tradition.

[As Axl logs off he attaches a file for you. Revel in the glory of this awesome country.]

[Your resident giant Kiwi/Norse God doesn't sound very happy, City.]

Mike and Ty went home.

Does anyone need, like, somewhere to live?

So..... those freaky zombie-things. We're supposed to take them the lake, right? Cause I kind of think I just locked my mum in the toilet. My dead mum.

Mike, Ty? Any help?










[ooc: Horribly belated, but the Johnson Mother - the lovely goddess Freya - has shown up in the City. The one who tried to kill Axl and got burnt in a forest fire by Loki after killing his daughter Hel. GODS MAN. They so crazy. Action for anyone in the Johnsons' flat.]

[Hey look City, it's snowing! And who better to kick off the winter season than an enthusiastic giant Kiwi who is frolicking about like snow is the best thing EVER. It's like witnessing a Great Dane puppy in its first snowfall.

Axl collapses in a snow-bank grinning. He doesn't seem to mind that he's still in his usual skinny jeans and a leather jacket without a hat or gloves.]

This is seriously choice, man! Is it going to snow like this every day?









[ooc: Baby's first snowfall. Axl's in Xanadu enjoying the holiday spirit so come buy and bug him and get your butt kicked in a snowball fight.

[Axl has learned early on upon arriving in the City that leaving ones device outside of the bedroom is a good safe bet. Which is why when the feed cracks to life it is to a view of Axl's bedroom door. It doesn't stay so uninteresting for long, as suddenly a very loud and very female voice comes from behind the locked door.

The door bangs open, and a very tall blonde woman in boxer briefs and a baggy t-shirt emerges, looking none to pleased.]

Zeb! It happened again!

[The new figures slumps against the wall dejectedly, until noticing the blinking light on the device and dives at it.]

Shit!

[A moment of scrambling, and the feed ends.]




[ooc: Axl is going to be stuck in his girl body for a bit, because I am cruel to him and it's something which canonically happens to him now and again. Any and all comments about how Axl is much hotter as a woman are actively encouraged.]

[Filtered away from the resident Johnsons]

Oi, you lot. Gods or whatever. We need to make a deal.

Um, there's like, heaps more people here today. Is this like a weekends thing? Does this place have tourists?

[Filtered to Mike and Zeb]

Zeb and I reckon we should start looking for flat, eh. You're in, right?







[ooc: OPEN TO EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. Other gods are particularly welcome. He will be out apartment hunting if you'd like to bump into him.]

[The feed starts with a audio. Someone obviously thinks their device is a phone and is attempting to leave a voicemail.]

Mike? Um, what’s going on here? Is this like some God shit? You told me Goddess ceremonies are different, but I was seriously not expecting this. Not until the drinking started, anyway.

And Mike? If you’re just fucking with me this is seriously NOT the time. Call me back, yeah?

[Axl ends the call, inadvertently turning on the video. There’s a shot of a young man in skinny jeans and a t-shirt, soaked completely to the skin before he shoves the phone in his pocket. His voice is heard muffled through his jeans before it turns off.]

Uh, ‘scuse me? I’m not in Auckland, am I? It's in New Zealand, yeah.

Oh... fuck.





[ooc: You are now plus one Norse god, City! Action for anyone near the fountain. Axl is 6'3" and soaking wet so he will be easy to spot. BRING HIM A TOWEL BEFORE HE CATCHES HIS DEATH and takes everyone with him.]