25 March 2013 @ 10:08 am
Now that the snow's all gone, is there anyone who'd like to play cricket? If you don't know how, I can teach you.

If you just want to come watch, that's alright too.
08 February 2013 @ 12:37 pm
[David appears on screen holding up a white sheet onto which he’s painted a crown and three lions, all in blue.]

Look, I’ve made the flag for the England cricket team! And on the back, [He turns it around,] I’ve put St. George’s cross!

[He looks down at his handiwork, a grin on his face.] I’m quite proud of it. The lions were especially hard.

[At this point, Luke rushes in to frame.] What's that? Are you making flags?

Yes, do you want to make one?

Don't need to. I've already got one. It's a bit unconventional, but it will definitely do. [He pauses, and then lunges down and hoists David up onto his shoulders.]

Waving you seems a bit tricky so we'll go with this instead.

[And he runs off frame again, carrying David.]
29 January 2013 @ 10:46 am
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want

[Then a minute later,]

No that was meant to be private!
20 January 2013 @ 03:26 pm
I've decided since there are people here from all over the world who might not know about it, that I'd explain cricket to you all. We can't play in this weather, but perhaps once it's Spring.

[Then this video ensues, with drawings instead of footage. The narration is 100% serious and not at all tongue in cheek.]