23 February 2013 @ 12:39 am
video under the cut! )

[Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, who knows), Raymond has no idea the above evidence of him not exactly being an upstanding defender of justice has been posted to the network. Whoops.]
05 February 2013 @ 04:09 pm
So, I'm guessing everyone got one of these.

[By one of these, he means an off-color, withered little heart, just big enough for him to hold between finger and thumb, and he holds it up to the camera for all to see.]

Has anyone figured out exactly what they're supposed to be? Apart from the products of another curse, I assume.
29 January 2013 @ 10:12 pm
(213): your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. start with the water fountain.

[Some time later:]

haha real funny. who the hell jacked my phone
07 January 2013 @ 02:47 am
[Raymond's condition hasn't much improved since he took off from the hospital and barricaded himself into his apartment; in fact, it's only gotten worse. And worse. But he does manage to fumble with his device long enough to send out one message:]

does anyone know wjat happens if youre bit by one of thise things

just wpndering
30 December 2012 @ 01:14 am
[Hello, City. The face that peers into the camera is a slightly familiar one, for those who know Raymond, though he looks a little younger and a lot less concerned with the state of his hair.]

What, this again? [The camera angle wheels a bit, as though the device is being turned from side to side.] All right, all right. Last time didn't turn out so bad, but this isn't funny. Whoever's responsible for this better fess up, all right?

[He looks around for a bit and shivers before turning his attention back to the camera.] In the meantime, anyone know if there's anything fun to do around here? Last time I was here I remember it was pretty damn dull.

[Meanwhile, those on the streets today may have the misfortune of running into Raymond in person. It's awfully cold out with all this snow, and he might be looking to fleece someone out of their cash or coat...]

( OOC: Raymond has been hit with the age reversal curse...again! So while he remembers the last time this happened, he doesn't remember anything else from his time in the City. All responses will be from [personal profile] daytoday! )
21 December 2012 @ 02:48 am
What is this, some kind of messed up holiday tradition? [ s i g h ] Cute, City. Real cute. If I could, I'd be staying inside today.

[Unfortunately (for him), though, he can't, even if he were the type to put things off for a day. He's wearing a scarf today both for the warmth and the slight hope that it might be an obstacle to any surprise smooches, but he's not too hopeful in that regard.]

( OOC: totally open to action mwah mwah come get him \o/! )
05 December 2012 @ 06:43 pm
A word of warning, for anyone else who feels like popping out of nowhere to try surprising me: should you succeed, I can't make any promises that I won't do anything to retaliate.

That being said... [He sighs, looking like he's just barely managing to keep from rolling eyes.] Mr. Stark, you have my sincerest apologies for this morning. It won't happen again. [A beat.] If I can help it.
20 November 2012 @ 12:44 am
I don't suppose there's a prize or anything for those of us who've been here for a whole damn year, now, is there?

Hey, deities. You should get on that.
03 November 2012 @ 08:03 pm
It figures that I'd end up here just in time for another one of these weekends to roll around.

( OOC: open to any and all fourth-walling action! COME GET HIM. )
29 October 2012 @ 11:26 pm
[Raymond looks paler than usual when he addresses the camera. He's also out of breath, as though he's just run a mile.]

Looks like I went home again.

[He rakes a hand through his hair, trying to push it back into place.] Would anyone mind telling me how long I was gone this time?
27 September 2012 @ 02:44 pm
So, City... It looks like we're getting married. [And Raymond seems about as enthused over it as he does anything else (which is to say not very much).]

Is there actually any kind of protocol for handling prenups in a place like this? It just seems a little impractical to plan ahead when you don't know what's going to happen from one day to the next, much less whether you're even going to be here by this time next week.
18 September 2012 @ 01:31 pm
[The video is only a few seconds long, but the shot is clear: Raymond is in (the slightly askew) frame, as is the mirror he's (not too happily) inspecting himself in, and thus, so is the text (brightly and boldly) emblazoned on his nice new t-shirt. For those who can make out the mirrored text, it reads I SHOT MYSELF IN THE SHOULDER AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT.]

Come on, it was one time.

( OOC: open to action! the clock on his left arm is now exposed as well, so feel free to have characters notice it, haha. )
25 August 2012 @ 11:33 pm
picture under the cut! )

[The image above is the one that the camera switches on to show, along with some growling and pawing at the camera. Someone clearly isn't happy to have been turned into a husky...again. But at least he's not a puppy this time.

Either way, he keeps pawing at the device with another growl, then tries chewing on it, and then finally gives up and trots off. He doesn't have to put up with this.]

( ooc: open to action if you'd like to run into him out and about on the street! )
22 August 2012 @ 11:19 pm
Not that I suspect many of you will take it, but if you want my advice? Leave the justice to the professionals.

[Not that he would claim to be an expert when it comes to justice, anyway, but Raymond is never one to leave the chance to be holier-than-thou unclaimed.]
04 August 2012 @ 09:48 am
So does anyone know what exactly we're supposed to be celebrating today?

Not that I wouldn't put it past the City to not have any reason for it, but without one, all this champagne just seems like a waste.
18 July 2012 @ 10:22 am
[By the look of disgust on his face, it seems Raymond doesn't care much for comic books or sci-fi or whatever other assorted hobbies and interests might be in store at the convention today.]

Do you people have any idea how much time you're all wasting just standing around doing nothing?

[Then again, maybe the nerdery isn't what's bothering him at all.]
11 July 2012 @ 08:27 am
Anyone feel like going for a run?

( ooc: yes, Raymond will be jogging naked today. encounter at your own risk. )
13 June 2012 @ 03:15 pm
If something has to be said anonymously, does it really need to be said at all?

Just a thought.

( filtered to the deities )
Anyone home?

I'd like to make a trade.
06 June 2012 @ 07:09 pm
[For once, Raymond isn't wearing his long timekeeper's coat as he's out and about today, or any of the usual garb that would usually denote him as a timekeeper; if it weren't for all the running and climbing and vaulting and jumping he's doing today, he might actually pass for a normal resident of the City. Maybe.

Right now, though, he's taken a break to catch his breath, and he's chewing on some gum as he looks into the camera.]

Good to see you're not all amateurs out there.

Anyone want to go for a run? [He pauses to spit his gum off to the side.] Just come catch me first.

[The feed ends there, but he's hardly done for the day.]
[Yes, the device that's recording is most definitely Raymond's, but the puppy face that's peering into the camera most definitely is not. Or maybe it is, as those who know him might note something vaguely familiar about those blue eyes...

Anyway, once he notices that the device actually is recording, he starts barking up a storm. Or yipping, rather. Either way, the puppy is clearly pissed off.]

( OOC: yes, Raymond has been turned into a husky puppy for the weekend. have at him. )