15 August 2013 @ 04:29 pm
This is Black Widow. Does anybody copy? [ It was, probably, a futile effort. The red haired woman on the other end of the vid looks serious, eyes narrowed just so at the screen. ] Requesting sitrep and possible evac. Location unknown, will wait for further orders. Over.

[ A pause, and she narrows her eyes, eyeing the cam. ] I know this line isn't secure. Whoever you are, if you're listening? You've made a very poor decision, bringing me here.
13 August 2012 @ 01:52 pm
I apologize profusely for my absence from the network recently. I've been pretty busy.

[She's finally settling into the civilian life, it seems. She even went shopping for clothes the other day and it was relaxing, not having to look over her shoulder constantly.]

What have I missed?

[A pause.]

And Serrure, don't think I don't know what you did.
19 July 2012 @ 03:19 pm
[Nat's hair may have seemed a little longer in the video and a little curlier than usual. She had alot of time on her hands, okay?]

I need more legitimate work around here. Anyone have any ideas?
30 June 2012 @ 12:27 am
No one told me how aggravating grocery shopping was.

[No really. Usually Phil or Clint went when they were back home.]
26 June 2012 @ 12:51 am
If anyone is interested, I'll be holding ballet lessons starting later this week.

Gotta get a civilian job.
19 June 2012 @ 10:58 pm
Clint, you need to get your shower fixed.

Because I'm covered in glitter. Oh and my clothes are covered in bows.
04 June 2012 @ 01:19 pm
[Children are laughing and screaming over the video feed. Natasha's at the playground, her profile viewable in the feed. Her red hair is made even more red because of the sunlight. Her voice is steady, amused.]

I was practicing backflips when I slipped and fell and... I landed on that jungle gym. Scared the kids, but the parents acted like it was pretty normal.

[She looks down at the device she'd found in her pocket.]

I guess Stark decided to wax my floor. I never slip and fall when I'm doing floor exercises.