23 August 2012 @ 09:14 pm
[Hercules, in his apartment, is dancing to Tequila by The Champs. He actually has a bottle of tequila in one hand. When the song comes to an end, he addresses the network with a grin.]

This party needs more people. Who cares to join me?
15 August 2012 @ 07:05 pm
[Hercules is making a bit of a face, he is not a big fan of today's curse.]

While I enjoy a good kiss as much as the next person, is this curse not a bit... mouth-rapey?
26 July 2012 @ 07:28 pm
[Hercules is shirtless, even sans his normal sash and headgear. He appears to be toweling his hair dry, and the video feed is getting a rather nice shot of his wet and glistening abs. Luckily, that is as low as the feed goes, too. After a moment, Hercules pauses, looking directly into the screen.]

Oh, sorry there, I must have bumped it!

[He laughs, not a bit self-conscious or even embarassed.]

I suppose... You're welcome, ladies.
18 July 2012 @ 08:12 pm
[Hercules is laughing heartily.]

You know, if this were thirty years ago, we would not be waiting in endless lines, but doing them!

[A pause, his expression sobers.]

...Just say no, kids. Tis not a good idea unless you are a god.
30 June 2012 @ 08:30 am
...I am very perplexed and confused by everything that is happening.

[He peers around, his eyes darting about.]

Should I be punching things? Is this a bad thing that is going on?

[ooc: FOURTH WALL! Anything goes. Backtagging awesome.]
12 June 2012 @ 05:55 pm
So is it always a bad idea to send a lady pictures of your penis, or are there times where that tactic can actually work?

A friend wants to know. Not me. Honest.
06 May 2012 @ 03:40 pm
[Hercules is in the water, the shot clearly showing he is at least naked to the waist - the water obscures anything below. He gives a thumbs-up to the Network at large.]

I approve.

[And yes, he mainly did this to show off his abs to the Network.]
02 May 2012 @ 05:21 pm
It seems that despite being nearly physically perfect and also a god, I am in need of employment.

My Olympian fortunes are nowhere to be found, and the Prince of Power is not a beggar. So instead, I find myself in want of a job. Are there construction firms here? I did my time as a worker of building with Damage Control, for a while. I have experience. Or perhaps some place is in need of a bouncer?
24 April 2012 @ 10:42 pm
Did I turn this on correctly?

[There is a tapping noise, as Herc prods his communication device with a meaty finger.]

Hello? This is Hercules, Lion of Olympus, mighty Avenger, Prince of Power and son of Zeus. I... this isn't a pocket universe created by my sometimes treacherous step-mother Hera, is it? Only I'm pretty sure that was where I was going to end up but this isn't quite her particular style at all.

Also, I think I am getting strange looks from the locals. You'd think they'd never seen a man in a battle-ready outfit before. So really, I have two important questions to ask, to whoever is listening. One, where am I? Two, and most importantly, where can I get a drink?