25 July 2012 @ 09:52 pm
Listen up, y'all. I ain't one to be puttin' a stop to anyone's good time, but with all the water flyin' around today, I just want everybody to be clear on one thing. If you're gonna be dishin' it out, gettin' people all wet today, then you had better be sure—

[He's interrupted, however, by a water balloon colliding with the side of his face. He swears, glances down, and takes a moment to dry off his face with the sleeve of his jacket — but by the time he looks towards his off-screen assailant, he's already conjuring a massive torrent of water and sending it hurtling in that direction.]

Like I said. [Retaliation achieved, he looks back to the camera with his brows raised.] If you're gonna be doin' that, you had best be sure you can take it in return.

( ooc: open to action, feel free to come snipe him while he's out and about! )
30 June 2012 @ 12:47 pm
Seems like the City's more hoppin' than usual today... Anyone care to fill me in on somethin' I mighta missed?

( ooc: tags will be delayed due to rl circumstances, but Elijah is out and about and totally open to any fourth-wall harassment! )
24 June 2012 @ 07:12 pm
Seems like there's an damn sight more cattle ranchers an' rustlers in town today than I remember. Almost feels like I missed somethin'.

Are the usual bars still in commission, or am I gonna have to find a saloon till this nonsense dies down?

( ooc: Elijah is not affected by today's curse . . . but you wouldn't know it by looking at him! he'll be out and about all over the City today, so feel free to accost him for whatever reason :D )
12 May 2012 @ 05:24 pm
It sure as hell figures somethin' like this would happen not a month after I go around advertisin' my services.

Anyone know if it's worth goin' outside for anything today, or is this a better day for stayin' in?
06 May 2012 @ 09:26 pm
[Though he was plenty wary of the springs when they first appeared, even Elijah finds it difficult to resist a temptation like this. He's waited to find a particularly secluded area, far from any potential passersby or millers-about, before stripping down and settling in, but so far it's been completely worth it. Just as long as no one drops in on him, not when the grimoire on his back is exposed and vulnerable...]

( OOC: which obviously means he is totally open to harassment from whoever. :D he also has his device nearby, if anyone wants to hit him up that way!)
29 April 2012 @ 09:27 pm
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[In addition to having posted the above on the network, Elijah is going to be about town posting flyers with the same text. Feel free to run into him and say hello, or...be less polite than that.]
17 April 2012 @ 04:59 pm
[Elijah isn't wearing his usual hat today, probably because it's full of quivering, cooing little balls of fluff. He does not appear to be enthused by this fact.]

Awright, listen. I know there's been some talk about gettin' these little sons of bitches sterilized, and that's all well an' good. But in the meantime, if any of y'all need a quicker way of gettin' these things outta your hair, I'm offerin' up my services as an exterminator. For free, one day only.

And if you don't want 'em killed, well, that's fine too. Just don't be cryin' when their babies keep havin' more babies and eat up all your food.
22 March 2012 @ 09:19 pm
[The video switches on to show newcomer Elijah, just as the day before, but this time he doesn't seem to be aware of the camera being on, nor is he alone. He's standing a short distance away from Ariadne, looking down at the ground and muttering as he paces around her.]

This figure oughta do it...

[ Ariadne, meanwhile, is standing up, watching Elijah pace before she lifts an arm to experimentally sniff at her wrist. ] Smelling like strawberry scones and coffee is making me hungry. [ It's about as helpful a comment as she's going to make at the moment. ]

Well, with any luck... [He's crouching down now, just out of the camera's view, still intently focused on whatever's on the ground.] That oughta change. Hold still, now. [And while he's still just out of view, a soft glow is clearly visible as it emanates from the ground.]

[ She's staying still, eyes cast down to the ground to watch. There's a moment where nothing happens save for Ariadne watching before she speaks again. ] Is something supposed to happen?

[Elijah stands again, frowning, and takes a step back.] You still smell like strawberries?

Yeah. [ There's another sniff. ] It's not any stronger, but it's not any weaker, either.

Dammit. [He starts heading towards the device, which is when he notices it's broadcasting.] ... Did you turn this thing on— [And that's when it cuts out.]
21 March 2012 @ 04:03 pm
I gotta say, I ain't never seen a city like this before.

[After that observation, he takes a moment to adjust his hat and clear his throat.] Assuming I'm usin' this thing correctly, and assumin' likewise that any of y'all out there can hear me... The name's Elijah Morgan, the Elijah Morgan, best damn hunter of fey on either side of the Atlantic. I was en route to the States last I recall, but it seems there's been some kinda...mishap, I guess. Now, I had some important business waitin' for me back in America, so if someone would kindly show me the way outta here, that would be very much appreciated.

Secondly, ah... If anyone happens to see a big guy in a black mask and veil, maybe carryin' around a big ol' spear, that would be my partner. [A beat.] Work partner. His name's Aðalgeir and he ain't much of a talkative type, so if any of y'all would let me know where he is, that would also be very much appreciated.

[After another pause:] Geir, if you can hear this yourself, I need you to contact me pronto. I'm near this big fountain right now, but I ain't stickin' around long. [And the connection cuts out.]