02 October 2012 @ 01:57 am

If somebody's lost an axe today—now you've got one hour to reclaim it. You'd know if it was yours! It's pretty distinctive, you can't mistake it: about this long, this heft—

[ see Edward.

see Edward toss an axe and catch it by the handle. ]

You lost it out of a window six stories up or higher.

[ see Edward's slightly homicidal grin. ]
12 September 2012 @ 04:13 pm
Haah. . . style around here isn't so bad.

[ SOME THROAT CLEARING. the device flicks on to distant spraying water, the familiar chatter of the Square's crowds—before a hand adjusts the camera to focus on a boy sitting at the top of a bench by the fountain.

he looks pretty cranky, boots braced along the seat, and the bench, well. it's still a bench. sort of. ]

Listen up! For the next two hours only, I'm offering a special trade! Answer a few questions for me and I'll upgrade any personal items you've got. No material shifts, but I can adjust the style or the mechanics! Free of all other charges!

This is the Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric speaking, all right? And the deal's good for another—one hour and fifty-nine minutes!