05 July 2013 @ 01:18 pm
Alright, newbies, listen up. I'm the not-so-friendly neighborhood Transformer, so if you're the annoying type, keep outta the way and I might not step on ya'.

And if there's any other Transformers out there, don't think I'm gonna wanna pal around just 'cause we're from the same planet. I got standards.
09 June 2013 @ 08:28 pm
[Lockdown watches a vid screen showing what's going on outside. Some of the bushes and trees are missing branches from the falling rocks.]

I gotta say that I've only ever seen this out in space. This is why it pays to live in a ship built for this kinda thing.
24 May 2013 @ 09:08 am
All this singin' and music's gonna give me a processor-ache, and I don't need that right now. I don't even like much Cybertronian tunes.

[And right before he shuts down he starts humming the Transformers theme. He will be humming this all day.]
09 May 2013 @ 10:28 am
Least the streets are clean now. I don't get what the big deal 'bout this "ice cream" is anyway.
16 April 2013 @ 10:21 pm
[Lockdown has a few gadgets and weapons lain out on his workbench.]

This is just a taste of what I got.

The laser cutter's worth a few hundred, the spare arm maybe about fifty credits, and the buzzsaw maybe two-hundred. Tops.
06 April 2013 @ 04:55 pm
Well, that was a Pit of a week. But I got a nice trophy outta it.

[Brings up a skeletal dragon foot he's mounted on a metal stand.]

Thing tried to take my arm, so I took his.
29 March 2013 @ 07:00 pm

[Lockdown is loading up on weapons, including a harpoon gun and pistol.]

The fraggin' thing hatched.

[Aims the camera at the egg shells littering his floor. There's also a scorch mark on the wall, made by lightning.]

Guess I'm going huntin'.



[Lockdown will be around the woods or in the city, hunting the dragon. Beware, it breathes lightning.]
27 March 2013 @ 01:08 pm
[Lockdown enters his workshop with an egg tucked under his arm. It's huge when compared to the other eggs, but to scale with him relative to the other eggs found. The egg is black and green, with a metallic shine to it.]

Not my usual trophy, but it'd make a nice conversation starter.

[He puts the egg on a nearby shelf, near the allosaurus skull.]
12 March 2013 @ 08:40 pm
[Today Lockdown is outside his ship, slicing off all the plants and vines that have overtaken his ship. He also has a flamethrower nearby.]

I just torched these things and they grew back in no time. And looks like snippin' 'em ain't doing much good either.
10 March 2013 @ 08:00 pm
[Out in the woods, near Lockdown's disguised ship is a little kiwi bird. A black and green kiwi bird, with unusual markings on its head. It's just going to periodically show up to dig for insects to eat.]

[OOC: Safari day. Lockdown's been kiwified.]
20 February 2013 @ 11:12 pm
[Around Lockdown's personal quarters are a variety of flowers. Basil, hop, and and lavender among them.]

Dunno what this is all about, but don't expect 'em to last long. If ya' wanted to sent me somethin' I could always use more sheet metal and bolts. Also, I don't take plants as payment.
17 February 2013 @ 02:55 pm

[Lockdown is busy looking through his various trophy rooms and drawers full of spare parts.]

Do I really not have anythin' to make me travel on water? I'm sure I went after a boat once.

[After a little more fruitless searching, he finally throws up his hands.]

Might as well jury-rig somethin'. I wanna be far out on the ocean when all the slag goes down. I know how these weekends usually go.

[He goes offscreen and returns with a piece of sheet metal right as the video cuts off.]

[/end video]


[If you see a muscle car riding around in a jury-rigged motor boat out by the beach, feel free to pull him over or flag him down.]

[OOC: Come at me, bros]
27 January 2013 @ 01:03 am
[Those familiar with Lockdown may recognize his avatar, if just by the tattoos alone. Today, however, instead of his usual casual clothes, his clothes look really ragged and he has dirt on his face, as if he hasn't bathed in days and he has five-o-clock shadow. Across his back is a shotgun.]

If there's one thing I can say about this city, it's the fact that there ain't any walkin' dead. Things nearly took a bite out of me once.

Right now, I just need a stiff drink.

[/End video]

[OOC: Genre switch. He's now a zombie movie protagonist.]
18 January 2013 @ 12:23 pm
[Today Lockdown is cleaning his guns. Because bored.]

I'm startin' to fraggin' hate snow.

[He aims the laser pistol - safety on - at a bare panel on his wall and pulls the trigger. He's startled when a loud POP sounnds and fireworks shoot out of it.]

Huh, it's never done that before.

[Checks it, and sure enough, the safety is on.]

[/end video]
25 December 2012 @ 03:41 pm
[Lockdown's avatar is hanging out at a bar, drinking egg nog.]

Gotta say, I don't care for the music or decorations in here, but this drink ain't bad.

[Guzzles the nog down.]

Pour me another. With extra liquor.
19 December 2012 @ 06:34 pm
[He doesn't know how a chicken got into his ship. In fact, he's already tossed out several by now.

Right now he's having a conversation with one in French.]

I changed my tires last week. They're good.

What about an oil change? You should really get an oil change.

I'm a Transformer. We work differently than actual cars.

And your shoulder spikes are looking a little dull.

Alright, that's it. The wolves are probably hungry again by now.

[He grabs a pair of tweezers and picks up the chicken, going off screen. The chicken's protests can be heard until the video cuts out.]
05 December 2012 @ 03:22 pm
[He must be really bored today, if this is what he's doing for fun.

His avatar waits behind the nearest bush or object, his real body parked out of sight. When someone comes by...

That's when he springs out and roars!]
21 November 2012 @ 04:44 pm
So I finally found someone to scrape the nasty stuff off the side of my ship. Dunno how he's managin' it without eyes, but I ain't complaining.

[He stands up and shouts offscreen.]

When you're done, give the hull a polish.
04 November 2012 @ 01:29 pm
visitor time again, huh? Bring 'em on.

[Anything and anyone welcome. Threadjacking encouraged.]
31 October 2012 @ 03:00 pm
[Lockdown, in car mode, pulls up to where the party is and parks himself. His door then opens up and out comes his holoform avatar, modified for the night. To look like Agent Smith. Because he doesn't want to change "costumes" from what he was last year is why.]

So, let's party.

[He straightens his tie for show.]