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the almighty johnsons - axl johnson

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[The feed starts with a audio. Someone obviously thinks their device is a phone and is attempting to leave a voicemail.]

Mike? Um, what’s going on here? Is this like some God shit? You told me Goddess ceremonies are different, but I was seriously not expecting this. Not until the drinking started, anyway.

And Mike? If you’re just fucking with me this is seriously NOT the time. Call me back, yeah?

[Axl ends the call, inadvertently turning on the video. There’s a shot of a young man in skinny jeans and a t-shirt, soaked completely to the skin before he shoves the phone in his pocket. His voice is heard muffled through his jeans before it turns off.]

Uh, ‘scuse me? I’m not in Auckland, am I? It's in New Zealand, yeah.

Oh... fuck.

[ooc: You are now plus one Norse god, City! Action for anyone near the fountain. Axl is 6'3" and soaking wet so he will be easy to spot. BRING HIM A TOWEL BEFORE HE CATCHES HIS DEATH and takes everyone with him.]

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Goddess ceremonies? That sounds like fun.

No, they really aren't.

Not... that I've been to one.

And you know nothing about god shit either, I'd imagine.

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Goddess ceremonies?

Um... nothing.

...this is not New Zealand.

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[Jimmy walks up, having overheard Axl's attempt at contact with his brother.]

You're definitely not in New Zealand.

Yeah, kind of working that out. I'm not really sure how I got here.

Same way the rest of us did. Just kinda... arrived. Now we're all stuck.

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Goddess ceremonies?

[ Yes, it's exactly what Lady Sif said, but it got her attention. Leah's particular goddess is not known for her ceremonies. ]

Not, like, actually. It's a... code?

Code for what? Of which goddess do you speak?

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What happened to Old Zealand? Or just Zealand?

I think it was in Europe somewhere?

You think? Well, you ought to know considering you live in New Zealand. Whatever are they teaching you kids these days.

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What sort of goddess was it?

[Hai. Have a demi-god with sunglasses peering at you curiously.]

It was any goddesses. That was just a... joke.

Are we talking Greek-Roman, Egyptian, Babylonian, Norse, Russian, Aztec, Celtic? I mean depending on the goddess you really could have pissed them off or they're laughing hysterically at you.

[He's taking this seriously in that he's not acting like it's a joke.]

My uncle pissed Frigg off once. He doesn't talk much about it really.

[OH NO, A WILD AUSSIE. Let the rivalry commence.]

Don't tell me I'm in Australia.

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You'll have heard the one about the girl in the tornado who wound up in Oz.

Um... is that bad?

When did he do that?