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[friggmagnet]

[The feed starts with a audio. Someone obviously thinks their device is a phone and is attempting to leave a voicemail.]

Mike? Um, what’s going on here? Is this like some God shit? You told me Goddess ceremonies are different, but I was seriously not expecting this. Not until the drinking started, anyway.

And Mike? If you’re just fucking with me this is seriously NOT the time. Call me back, yeah?

[Axl ends the call, inadvertently turning on the video. There’s a shot of a young man in skinny jeans and a t-shirt, soaked completely to the skin before he shoves the phone in his pocket. His voice is heard muffled through his jeans before it turns off.]

Uh, ‘scuse me? I’m not in Auckland, am I? It's in New Zealand, yeah.

Oh... fuck.





[ooc: You are now plus one Norse god, City! Action for anyone near the fountain. Axl is 6'3" and soaking wet so he will be easy to spot. BRING HIM A TOWEL BEFORE HE CATCHES HIS DEATH and takes everyone with him.]

Comments

[friggmagnet]

When did he do that?

[itsjustafruit]

When did you get here? Just before that.

[friggmagnet]

Right.

[itsjustafruit]

You said it yourself, he fucks with you.

[friggmagnet]

Yeah but he wouldn't shoot through.

Who are you exactly?

[itsjustafruit]

Because you've never known someone who shot through when you didn't expect it?

The name's Crowley.

[friggmagnet]

[Well yes, but he was six at the time. He didn't expect anyone to shoot through.]

And do you... work here?

[itsjustafruit]

Work? Here? I should think not. I'm on vacation.

[friggmagnet]

So like, you chose to end up here?

[itsjustafruit]

No, but since I'm here, and my world's on the brink of Armageddon, I'm taking my time here as a well-earned rest.

[friggmagnet]

Like, the end of the world? Harsh, man.

[itsjustafruit]

That's how things go. I'll miss sushi no matter which way it shakes out.

[friggmagnet]

Yeah, sushi's pretty choice.

[itsjustafruit]

So Mike. Why would he leave you on your own?

[friggmagnet]

He didn't. I just stuck in this place.

[itsjustafruit]

After some goddess ceremony apparently. Did you get to the drinking part? I suggest watching out when you go back, history has shown many goddess ceremonies that end with your favorite parts on a sacrificial pyre.

[friggmagnet]

I don't think they do.

[itsjustafruit]

You don't think they do, but you aren't certain, are you?

[friggmagnet]

Who knows. No one tells me shit.

[itsjustafruit]

Then I'm telling you, mind the bits if they have any burning braziers nearby. Just a tip from me to you.

[friggmagnet]

Sounds more like the funerals.

[itsjustafruit]

Brilliant. Multitasking is so fashionable.

[friggmagnet]

... is it?

[You lost him ages ago, Crowley.]