Calibration 67 [video; backdated to this morning]

[officer_garrus]

[There's something different about Garrus. Namely that he's missing his head crests, is a little slimmer, and his voice is a little higher.]

This is new.

[OOC: For reference, female turians look like this. Just picture Garrus' usual blue marks instead of the white and red.]

Comments

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[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

[Utsuho's voice is a lot lower than usual; she now looks like a shaggy-haired strong male with burning red-orange eyes.]

Hey, you're the...I can't remember what it's called.

Something with a T- sound.

Is this what a girl version of you looks like?

video;

[officer_garrus]

Yeah, that's me. The turian.

Looks like I'm not the only one who got hit with this.

Re: video;

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

Turian, right.

Nope, I'm hit too. Lots of people are. It's kind of neat; now I get to see what the other side is like. It's really not that different...

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[officer_garrus]

Turian women aren't too different from males. I just traded reach for flexibility.

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[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

So why aren't there more things like you here, if there are people from all kinds of worlds here? Everyone looks human except a few.

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[officer_garrus]

The City probably just likes jerking me around.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

You too, huh?

video;

[officer_garrus]

Afraid so.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

You still hav a very... defined face, at least.

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[officer_garrus]

You were expecting female turians to look like hanar?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Like what?

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[officer_garrus]

They're squishy aliens that walk around on tentacles, are excessively polite and glow when they talk. I've heard humans compare them to "jellyfish".

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[majorcrotchgrab]

... Strange. It does sound like a jellyfish.

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[subecho]

...and not much better from the old.

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[officer_garrus]

And what is that suppossed to mean?

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[subecho]

Only that, upon such change, certain have... bettered. And... you... have not?

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[officer_garrus]

If you're trying to butter me up by complimenting my waist, it's not exactly working.