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[mightbeconcussed]

The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.



[possibly not even cursed]

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[trenchknives]

Did you know that you... Okay, you know what, never mind. Whether you know that you posted this to the general public or not, it's impressive.

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[mightbeconcussed]

Right? I want an award.

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[trenchknives]

That could probably be arranged. What do you want your award to say?

[lefthandedgenius]

A leetle baby unicorn? Don't tell Pavel you call him that he'll die.

[Oops.]

[mightbeconcussed]

Oh he totally knows. I think the problem is that it's now public.

Oops?

voice;

[anatural]

[Why did she check the network today.

Why did she bother reading this post?]

I did not need to know that.

[EW. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT CHEKOV LIKE THAT.]

Re: voice;

[mightbeconcussed]

I am a sexual genius. Why wouldn't you want to know that?

[anatural]

I don't want to know about Chekov's sex life! Or yours!

video;

[candothat]

[He has absolutely spent the last ten minutes trying to hide this or delete this or anything, to no avail. Of course. His face might be a little red. Or a lot red.]

Lucy, one question, please.

Re: video;

[mightbeconcussed]

Yes?

[candothat]

Why would you ever send this to anyone?

[affectioning]

Multiple?

[mightbeconcussed]

Y U P

[affectioning]

Like, one after the other?

[excelsiors]

_{( the implications of this might actually mentally scar him for life. )}

oh.

[mightbeconcussed]

[ SO VERY SORRY ]

Yeah. I know.

[ she doesn't. ]

[excelsiors]

someone should set up a better filtering system for these things.
i want mine to sort out anything that might be remotely related to my best friend's sex life.

text;

[luxuryflower]

It is quite the art form, yes?

Re: text;

[mightbeconcussed]

I'm pretty sure he considers it that.

text;

[luxuryflower]

Men can be such grateful creatures.

[brobeforehos]

[Too much info on Pavel, but.]

Knew you were magical, Lucy.

[mightbeconcussed]

Thank you. I do try.

[brobeforehos]

I can't applaud through text.

[studmuffin]

mythical creatures are so cool.

[mightbeconcussed]

I'm a big fan personally.