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[mightbeconcussed]

The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.



[possibly not even cursed]

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[mightbeconcussed]

It's okay to be curious.

[anatural]

There are some things a best friend just isn't supposed to know.

[mightbeconcussed]

Oh! Uhm...sorry?

[anatural]

[after a long, long, LOOOOOOONG time.]

How...would you do it. TO SOMEONE THAT ISN'T CHEKOV.

[mightbeconcussed]

You, me and a banana need to have drinks at my place.

[anatural]

A banana?

[mightbeconcussed]

For demonstrating.

[anatural]

But a banana doesn't look anything like...

[mightbeconcussed]

Except it kind of does if you think about it.

[anatural]

Not........really? [It looks nothing like Hei's at least. And wow, she does not want to think about whether it looks like Chekov's ew.]