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[mightbeconcussed]

The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.



[possibly not even cursed]

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[trenchknives]

Did you know that you... Okay, you know what, never mind. Whether you know that you posted this to the general public or not, it's impressive.

[lefthandedgenius]

A leetle baby unicorn? Don't tell Pavel you call him that he'll die.

[Oops.]

voice;

[anatural]

[Why did she check the network today.

Why did she bother reading this post?]

I did not need to know that.

[EW. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT CHEKOV LIKE THAT.]

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[mightbeconcussed]

Right? I want an award.

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[trenchknives]

That could probably be arranged. What do you want your award to say?

[mightbeconcussed]

Oh he totally knows. I think the problem is that it's now public.

Oops?

video;

[candothat]

[He has absolutely spent the last ten minutes trying to hide this or delete this or anything, to no avail. Of course. His face might be a little red. Or a lot red.]

Lucy, one question, please.

Re: voice;

[mightbeconcussed]

I am a sexual genius. Why wouldn't you want to know that?

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[mightbeconcussed]

I think 'Sexual Genius' will do nicely.

[anatural]

I don't want to know about Chekov's sex life! Or yours!

Re: video;

[mightbeconcussed]

Yes?

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[trenchknives]

'Sexual Genius.' Okay. Seems fitting.

Can I ask how you became a sexual genius? Or is that rude?

[mightbeconcussed]

Consider it educational!

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[mightbeconcussed]

Lots of practice. Lots of porn.

[candothat]

Why would you ever send this to anyone?

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[trenchknives]

More people should aspire to be like you.

[mightbeconcussed]

Because my genius should be recognized? Also your mythical unicorn-ness.

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[mightbeconcussed]

I THINK SO TOO. It's almost like I'm a role model.

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[trenchknives]

I'd say you're my role model, but of course I'm already a sexual genius. But you could probably be a good influence on some other people.

[candothat]

[Well.

He can't deny that she's a sexual genius.

Or protest it, really.]

Please never call me that publicly. I might die of embarrassment.

[affectioning]

Multiple?

[excelsiors]

_{( the implications of this might actually mentally scar him for life. )}

oh.

text;

[luxuryflower]

It is quite the art form, yes?

[brobeforehos]

[Too much info on Pavel, but.]

Knew you were magical, Lucy.

[studmuffin]

mythical creatures are so cool.