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[lefthandedgenius]

It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting me right now

what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.

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[trenchknives]

I'm not entirely sure what's going on today with all of this, but it's all very educational.

[lefthandedgenius]

oh?</font.

[trenchknives]

For one thing, I learned what "sexting" was.

[mightbeconcussed]

I bet you can post a classified for that.

[lefthandedgenius]

ugh i have standards, you know.

[mightbeconcussed]

OH! Auditions. I'll help.

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[candothat]

Wouldn't the second make it necessary for you to have two boyfriends?

[lefthandedgenius]

that could also work. you sound confused by the idea?

[candothat]

I thought that monogamy has always been standard...?

[Kirk never did see fit to tell him about the cat-alien twins.]

private video » SUSPICIOUSLY HI-TECH CODING LOCKDOWN HERE

[hischair]

threesome?

[lefthandedgenius]

i am interested in your offerings and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[hischair]

then lets discuss this lucky third party

any nominees?

[valentineluke]

Just the two?

[lefthandedgenius]

well I'm not GREEDY or anything

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[affectioning]

You have a boyfriend now?

[lefthandedgenius]

no but thanks for reminding me of that fact.

[affectioning]

You made it sound like you did. Also that you want two naked boyfriends. Not that I'm judging. I was with Allison and Isaac.

[brobeforehos]

[Hahaha, Lydia you're hilarious. AND AS A JOKE.]

What are you wearing?

[lefthandedgenius]

not nearly enough Betsy Johnson for my taste :(

[phonetical]

Your life is interesting.

[lefthandedgenius]

god uhura, I can feel the judgy judgemental all the way from HERE

[studmuffin]

we live in the twilight zone now lyds. sry to tell you.

[lefthandedgenius]

you know I am not ENTIRELY convinced you're sorry

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[anatural]

Sex...ting?

[lefthandedgenius]

You and another person sending dirty or erotic texts to each other.