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[lefthandedgenius]

It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting me right now

what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.

Comments

[lefthandedgenius]

Maybe! If I can name a dog after a purse, why not name a dog after my boyfriend at the time's tux?

[brobeforehos]

Why not indeed. I was going to offer sexting services but now I just feel like shopping.