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[lefthandedgenius]

It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting me right now

what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.

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[lefthandedgenius]

...my boyfriend was a homicidal lizard for a while?

[mightbeconcussed]

Okay, it's possible you win the bad boyfriend award. However, just sort point enforcing.

[lefthandedgenius]

my current ratio of romance desired vs. orgasms desired is admittedly a bit tilted these days.

[mightbeconcussed]

Are you sure you want boyfriends and not just orgies?

[lefthandedgenius]

that is a good question to which my answer tends to change by the hour.

[mightbeconcussed]

There's nothing wrong with just wanting orgies.

[lefthandedgenius]

I agree! But every now and then I do miss having a guy make an effort, if you know what I mean.

[mightbeconcussed]

I know exactly what you mean.