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[lefthandedgenius]

It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting me right now

what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.

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[mightbeconcussed]

OH! Auditions. I'll help.

[lefthandedgenius]

as entertaining as the idea of my own personal bachelorette might be...again, standards.

[mightbeconcussed]

Lyds, ilu but we might have to discuss your standards. Pretty is all you really need if there are going to be multiple boyfriends involved.

[lefthandedgenius]

if the great sultans of the Ottoman Empire only demanded the most beautiful AND intelligent women for their harems, I don't see why I should maintain a lower standard with beautiful intelligent men.

[mightbeconcussed]

Oh I'd agree to an extent, but it's much harder to find a beautiful, intelligent man.

[lefthandedgenius]

you did :)

[mightbeconcussed]

I really, really did, but he's a unicorn. I had an evil, pretty boyfriend before him and a dumb, pretty boyfriend. You see how this works.

[lefthandedgenius]

...my boyfriend was a homicidal lizard for a while?

[mightbeconcussed]

Okay, it's possible you win the bad boyfriend award. However, just sort point enforcing.

[lefthandedgenius]

my current ratio of romance desired vs. orgasms desired is admittedly a bit tilted these days.

[mightbeconcussed]

Are you sure you want boyfriends and not just orgies?

[lefthandedgenius]

that is a good question to which my answer tends to change by the hour.

[mightbeconcussed]

There's nothing wrong with just wanting orgies.

[lefthandedgenius]

I agree! But every now and then I do miss having a guy make an effort, if you know what I mean.

[mightbeconcussed]

I know exactly what you mean.