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[lefthandedgenius]

It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting me right now

what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.

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[trenchknives]

I'm not entirely sure what's going on today with all of this, but it's all very educational.

[lefthandedgenius]

oh?</font.

[trenchknives]

For one thing, I learned what "sexting" was.

[lefthandedgenius]

well you know i like being helpful.

[trenchknives]

I can tell. I also admire your aspirations to have not one but two naked boyfriends.

[lefthandedgenius]

I like to think I manage to rise above convention when it suits me.

[trenchknives]

I like to think that, especially in a place like this, the convention of only having one boyfriend is kinda silly anyway.

[lefthandedgenius]

It's not impossible but it's a level of emotional commitment I'm frankly not going to wrap my brain around.

[trenchknives]

Why do you have to be emotionally committed to them? Can't you just have sex with them? Okay, okay, I know that never works as well as it sounds like it would.

[lefthandedgenius]

i'm talking about the singular boyfriend thing.

[trenchknives]

Oh, yeah, well, that too. The singular boyfriend thing is probably even harder than the two boyfriends thing. I guess I wouldn't know. Not about boyfriends, at least.

[lefthandedgenius]

Been in a similar situation but with ladies?

[trenchknives]

Kinda. I was married.