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[lefthandedgenius]

It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting me right now

what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.

Comments

[studmuffin]

are you offering to be my pimp lydia?!

[lefthandedgenius]

Don't be silly. Pimps get paid. I'm offering to be your yenta.

[studmuffin]

that disturbs me.

[lefthandedgenius]

then apparently we're even?

[studmuffin]

i'm not sure i want to be in a war w/ u i wnat out.

[lefthandedgenius]

we're in a war what?

[studmuffin]

who can terrify the most.

[lefthandedgenius]

lbr i won that war a long time ago.

[studmuffin]

rude. i'm still a contender.

[lefthandedgenius]

maybe you'll be the comeback kid

[studmuffin]

isn't that a fall out boy song?

[lefthandedgenius]

I think it was a movie

[studmuffin]

Huh. They loved naming songs after movies. That makes sense.