Holy shit.

It's that girl shit again. But fuck.

Well, the City got it right this time.

This isn't funny. This is actually kinda bullshit. I mean, it ain't the worst curse that's ever happened, but it's still pretty bad. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? I'm stuck as a goddamned girl.

[You can almost hear him sulking through the text.]

And don't even try getting me to talk or show my face until this bullshit is over, okay?

[Which means, of course, everyone should try to get him to do so. After all, he has a beautiful girl!PB that shouldn't go to waste.]

[She really only has one thing to say about it, the voice only a little deeper, but just as sonorous,]

This is nice.

[Her eyes turn towards the camera, dark brown and wicked.]

Who's coming to say hello?



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[The device is recording from behind, showing the long spill of her hair, the gentle curve of her shoulder and one slender, pale arm. A mirror is before her and the reflection is likewise broadcast, the line of jaw and cheekbone, the arch of brow are the same. But lips are more full, her eyes larger, but all the more cutting.]

I cannot decide whether to be furious or amused. [Her voice is a throaty purr, green eyes focused on her hands as she spreads them out before herself. As she moves, the bare expanse of her back is shown, but nothing above her neck is reflected in the mirror.] Perhaps I shall conquer the mundane first.

Ah- Nothing fits like this. Thor. Brother. I require your shirt.

[ VOICE ]

[A familiar tone, a rather less familiar voice. Unless you remember the last time this happened. Or you knew him before his voice changed. But that's unfair. He never sounded quite this girly. Mostly.]

You know, I'm not sure I've ever seen this happen by itself-- the curse, I mean. I've seen it on the weekends when we have mixed curses-- I've been cursed before, even-- but being this widespread... I can't recall.

[Siiiigh.]

It's not terrible, it's just... uncomfortable, not being myself.


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[voice]

I need to borrow someone else's armor. I'm not bending mine out of shape for this.

Hmph.

At least my bending still works.

[ ooc: Open action for any roommates at home or anyone who might run into Lin (in unfortunately mismatched armor; also, a dude) on the street. ]

... This is pathetic.

How the hell am I supposed to go out like this? I can't even cross the street without getting strange looks.

It's like I'm a frea - gjrjzarg

[ The device jolts into video-mode as it clatters to the floor -- facedown. There are sounds of scuffle offscreen. Glasses smashing. A man's startled yell -- aborted by a thud. Then: a female voice -- one of those smoky contralto registers. Any other time, it'd sound attractive. ]

[ Right now? It's just frigorific. ]

Back off. I'm armed. You're not. Consider this in detail.

[ Guess who got genderswapped while visiting the Underground? Ask Hei about his day. He dares you. ]

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[There's a petite blonde girl sitting on the edge of an unmade bed. She's wearing a Western Bulldogs football shirt which hangs low enough to almost conceal the baggy men's boxers.

The camera has been turned on deliberately. She stares at it.

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Just getting it over with.

[And she leans across to switch the feed off.]

did anyone wake up feeling a little ... weird today?

[ And can she hide until tomorrow? Hence the text. ]

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[Video]

[Piget seems a bit jumpier than normal... well, normal for him, that is. He pads a few nervous steps away from the device so that people might be able to see him better. Or perhaps there's still a part of him that feels he might still be touchable if he stays too close.]

D-d-does anyone happen to know... [He gives a quick glance around.] a p-person named Charlie o-or R-rapunzel? If so, I would very much like for them to tell them something Very Important for me...

[You see, there's been rather alot of touching, and petting, and stroking of the little pig lately by random strangers. And he's begun to feel a bit put out by it all.]

A-and a-although I might happen to Look like a pig... I'm most Definitely Not.



[ooc: In reference to oh so many citizens trying to be Un-cursed by the petting of a pig. Which Piglet just so happens to be. But with magical hides, which he does Not happen to have. o.ob]

I've never seen it spread across nearly the whole City before.

[ Helloooo nurse. Eames' voice is still most definitely male, but the camera's view seems to place his recording of a few passerbys in the City's shopping district. Long legs, swinging bums, the awkward, self-conscious hobble of people getting used to their new proportions. ]

Do you guess there'll be a boost of sales for the lingerie department? A queue for the dressing room?

A lot of you have plenty of complaints for it but well- you know, there's no reason to be too embarrassed. Sometimes your own body gets a bit boring after awhile, doesn't it? Might as well play with another version.

Enjoy yourself for a change. The City throws plenty worse at us.

[The feed starts and Raikov looks exactly the same. Even his voice sounds the same as before. So why does he appear so upset?]

... I guess the City thought it's been too long since I was afflicted with this. I loathe this curse. ... At least I'm not the only one this time. I'd be quite angry if I went through this alone.

I sure hope this will be over at midnight. I refuse to put up with this for more than a day!

[There's something different about Garrus. Namely that he's missing his head crests, is a little slimmer, and his voice is a little higher.]

This is new.

[OOC: For reference, female turians look like this. Just picture Garrus' usual blue marks instead of the white and red.]