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035: VIDEO

[There's a petite blonde girl sitting on the edge of an unmade bed. She's wearing a Western Bulldogs football shirt which hangs low enough to almost conceal the baggy men's boxers.

The camera has been turned on deliberately. She stares at it.

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Just getting it over with.

[And she leans across to switch the feed off.]

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The...free show?

No. All shows are pay-per-view.

I guess that's one way to go about it.

Fortunately, hair care adverts repeatedly tell me I'm worth it.

Uhm, right - but depending on which one, they also tell you shampoo gives you orgasms. So.

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[ Checking the device and ... ]

Aha, oh dude. That's impressive.

Not my first thought on waking up this morning, but thanks.

At least you're like super hot? [ Don't tell Derek. ]

Okay, give me a minute to decide whether that's good news or not.

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[He's sitting just outside the bathroom. 'Sup.]

You can come out, you know.

[Can, should, will, such different things.]

You realise that's cheating.

My goal is strictly to make you more comfortable.

[The bathroom door clicks, opens approximately two inches, and some blonde hair and a blue-green eye look out.]

Interesting strategy.

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[There's someone grinning. Lewdly.]

[Howdy stranger.]

Can I help with something?

[A flippant little hand gesture.]

Off.

[The clothes. Off with them.]

I was trying to turn it off.

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Need to borrow something to wear?

No offense, mate, but you don't look my size.

[Nnnno idea.]

Most of my closet doesn't look my size today, either.

[Ah.]

And we know each other? [He's squinting.]

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I reckon it's just one of those curses you can't escape.

Well, I'm not about to try to outrun it.

It happened to me four years ago and I thought that was it. You know, maybe curses are like lightning or something? Guess not.

[And then a bit of a wave.]

Hi.

Hi.

[And a bit of a wave in return.]

Did you want me to tell you you're still pretty?

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