035: VIDEO

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[There's a petite blonde girl sitting on the edge of an unmade bed. She's wearing a Western Bulldogs football shirt which hangs low enough to almost conceal the baggy men's boxers.

The camera has been turned on deliberately. She stares at it.

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Just getting it over with.

[And she leans across to switch the feed off.]

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video; who doesn't realise, this girl

[brobeforehos]

The...free show?

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[studmuffin]

[ Checking the device and ... ]

Aha, oh dude. That's impressive.

the accents there, just a little higher pitched

[chasesskirt]

No. All shows are pay-per-view.

but look at mae not assuming that one aussie is always the same aussie but with tits

[brobeforehos]

I guess that's one way to go about it.

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[chasesskirt]

Not my first thought on waking up this morning, but thanks.

there can be only one

[chasesskirt]

Fortunately, hair care adverts repeatedly tell me I'm worth it.

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[studmuffin]

At least you're like super hot? [ Don't tell Derek. ]

the inmortal

[brobeforehos]

Uhm, right - but depending on which one, they also tell you shampoo gives you orgasms. So.

[chasesskirt]

Really? Huh. I should change my routine.

[Actually he does tend to take advantage of shower time but shh]

[brobeforehos]

[Hey, who doesn't I mean don't share that shhh.]

So...what was this then, free preview?

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[chasesskirt]

Okay, give me a minute to decide whether that's good news or not.

[chasesskirt]

No, it was pre-empting House finding it funny to post upskirt pics to the network.

Or something similar.

[brobeforehos]

[House. House, House, wait why does that answer sound strange oh her god.

It's Chase.

See that way she clamps her hand over her mouth to hide the grin behind it? Or the small oh? It's finally clicked.]

[mocktiresias]

[He's sitting just outside the bathroom. 'Sup.]

You can come out, you know.

[chasesskirt]

[The petite blonde with the Australian accent and the tits is now sitting back and folding her arms across them.]

Also, to get past reactions like that.

Hi, Mae.

[brobeforehos]

[Her shoulders shake a bit and her first words should probably not be the ones that follow, muted by her hands or not.]

You are very pretty?

[chasesskirt]

[Can, should, will, such different things.]

You realise that's cheating.

[mocktiresias]

My goal is strictly to make you more comfortable.

[chasesskirt]

[He'll admit, it takes slightly less time to accept this kind of compliment coming from her.]

What did you think I'd look like, a rugby player in drag?

[Chase you don't look like a rugby player on a normal day.]

[brobeforehos]

No? Frankly I haven't given the thought of you in a woman's body much consideration until now.

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[studmuffin]

Totally good news. Unless you want me to find you hot as a guy. I can do that too.

[chasesskirt]

[The bathroom door clicks, opens approximately two inches, and some blonde hair and a blue-green eye look out.]

Interesting strategy.

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[chasesskirt]

Is it a conscious decision?

[chasesskirt]

Honestly, I'm not sure which I'd prefer.

[brobeforehos]

Did...you...want me to think of you as a woman?