intheblanks: (63)
Dr Robert Chase ([personal profile] intheblanks) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2013-05-20 09:00 pm

035: VIDEO

[There's a petite blonde girl sitting on the edge of an unmade bed. She's wearing a Western Bulldogs football shirt which hangs low enough to almost conceal the baggy men's boxers.

The camera has been turned on deliberately. She stares at it.

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Just getting it over with.

[And she leans across to switch the feed off.]
brobeforehos: (capisce?)

video; who doesn't realise, this girl

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-20 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
The...free show?
studmuffin: (all this bad blood here)

video;

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-05-20 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Checking the device and ... ]

Aha, oh dude. That's impressive.
chasesskirt: + twatty (~forrealsies?)

the accents there, just a little higher pitched

[personal profile] chasesskirt 2013-05-20 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
No. All shows are pay-per-view.
brobeforehos: (oh please)

but look at mae not assuming that one aussie is always the same aussie but with tits

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-20 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess that's one way to go about it.
chasesskirt: + twatty (~perhapsperhapsperhaps)

video;

[personal profile] chasesskirt 2013-05-20 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Not my first thought on waking up this morning, but thanks.
chasesskirt: + omnia_vincit (~sidelong)

there can be only one

[personal profile] chasesskirt 2013-05-20 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Fortunately, hair care adverts repeatedly tell me I'm worth it.
studmuffin: (define you forever forever)

video;

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-05-20 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
At least you're like super hot? [ Don't tell Derek. ]
brobeforehos: (yeah seriously)

the inmortal

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-20 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhm, right - but depending on which one, they also tell you shampoo gives you orgasms. So.
chasesskirt: + twatty (~curiouserandcuriouser)

[personal profile] chasesskirt 2013-05-20 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Huh. I should change my routine.

[Actually he does tend to take advantage of shower time but shh]
brobeforehos: (yeah i got this)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-20 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey, who doesn't I mean don't share that shhh.]

So...what was this then, free preview?
chasesskirt: + twatty (~sizequeen)

video;

[personal profile] chasesskirt 2013-05-20 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, give me a minute to decide whether that's good news or not.
chasesskirt: + twatty (~forrealsies?)

[personal profile] chasesskirt 2013-05-20 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it was pre-empting House finding it funny to post upskirt pics to the network.

Or something similar.
brobeforehos: (lovely)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-20 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[House. House, House, wait why does that answer sound strange oh her god.

It's Chase.

See that way she clamps her hand over her mouth to hide the grin behind it? Or the small oh? It's finally clicked.]

[personal profile] mocktiresias 2013-05-20 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's sitting just outside the bathroom. 'Sup.]

You can come out, you know.
chasesskirt: (~doubtful)

[personal profile] chasesskirt 2013-05-20 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[The petite blonde with the Australian accent and the tits is now sitting back and folding her arms across them.]

Also, to get past reactions like that.

Hi, Mae.
brobeforehos: (lovely)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-20 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Her shoulders shake a bit and her first words should probably not be the ones that follow, muted by her hands or not.]

You are very pretty?
chasesskirt: (~doubtful)

[personal profile] chasesskirt 2013-05-20 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Can, should, will, such different things.]

You realise that's cheating.

[personal profile] mocktiresias 2013-05-20 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
My goal is strictly to make you more comfortable.
chasesskirt: + omnia_vincit (~peekaboo)

[personal profile] chasesskirt 2013-05-20 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'll admit, it takes slightly less time to accept this kind of compliment coming from her.]

What did you think I'd look like, a rugby player in drag?

[Chase you don't look like a rugby player on a normal day.]
brobeforehos: (yeah seriously)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-20 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
No? Frankly I haven't given the thought of you in a woman's body much consideration until now.
studmuffin: (why won't you let it lie)

video;

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-05-20 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Totally good news. Unless you want me to find you hot as a guy. I can do that too.
chasesskirt: + twatty (~plotplotplot)

[personal profile] chasesskirt 2013-05-20 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[The bathroom door clicks, opens approximately two inches, and some blonde hair and a blue-green eye look out.]

Interesting strategy.
chasesskirt: + twatty (~forrealsies?)

video;

[personal profile] chasesskirt 2013-05-20 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it a conscious decision?
chasesskirt: (~sulkysusie)

[personal profile] chasesskirt 2013-05-20 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I'm not sure which I'd prefer.
brobeforehos: (billy crystal)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-20 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Did...you...want me to think of you as a woman?

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