Piglet's 46th Adventure

[verysmallpig]

[Video]

[Piget seems a bit jumpier than normal... well, normal for him, that is. He pads a few nervous steps away from the device so that people might be able to see him better. Or perhaps there's still a part of him that feels he might still be touchable if he stays too close.]

D-d-does anyone happen to know... [He gives a quick glance around.] a p-person named Charlie o-or R-rapunzel? If so, I would very much like for them to tell them something Very Important for me...

[You see, there's been rather alot of touching, and petting, and stroking of the little pig lately by random strangers. And he's begun to feel a bit put out by it all.]

A-and a-although I might happen to Look like a pig... I'm most Definitely Not.



[ooc: In reference to oh so many citizens trying to be Un-cursed by the petting of a pig. Which Piglet just so happens to be. But with magical hides, which he does Not happen to have. o.ob]

Comments

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

[Have a four-foot hell raven with huge strong wings. In her bird form, Utsuho just got bigger...and more aggressive. She's glaring into the camera with big red-orange eyes. Its voice is deep, breathy, and harsh.]

You sure look like a pig!

...Pigs are pretty tasty, you know. Especially when fried.

Yeah, I know Charlie.

[verysmallpig]

[Naturally, Piglet missed most of that. It's very Hard to think properly with a fierce looking animal blinking it's frightening eyes at you.]

........ p-p-p... th-that is... I m-mean...

[He manages to swallow hard, before squeaking out in a small voice.]

I th-think I'm n-not a pig. N-not being one, you see.

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

[Utsuho is having a lot of fun teasing Piglet. He looks so scared! So she brings her head a little closer to the camera, giving her beak a solid click.

So why do you look so much like one?

[verysmallpig]

[Jumping back, he gives out what to a normal person would be a shriek, but coming out of Piglet it's more of a strangled squeak.]

W-w-why? B-because well that's b-because m-my Normal b-body is out for a wash and shant be back until very much later so m-m-maybe it'd be best for me to Leave a-and go look for it!

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

[She's not so smart and totally believes him.]

Oh, you're a shapeshifter kind of thing or something? You probably shouldn't look like a pig -- you'll get eaten. Or petted a lot, because apparently pigs cure curses.

[verysmallpig]

[And now of course, Piglet is feeling very clever indeed.]

SomeOne, why yes. Yes, I am. I mean, Not. [Not a pig.]

[tangledintower]

Oh, hi there, Piglet! What's up, is everything okay?

[oh dear, he looks worried...]

[verysmallpig]

O-oh! Th-thank goodness! Th-there-there's a r-rather fierce looking a-animal t-t-talking to me.

Oh d-dear! M-maybe you shouldn't talk to me in case it wants to t-talk to you too! [He's trying ever so hard to be valiant.]

[tangledintower]

There is? Well, that can't be good. Have they said anything mean or threatening to you?

[Oh, this is not gonna stand. Nobody hurts Rapunzel's friends.]

It's okay, Piglet. I have a frying pan, if it tries to get fresh, I can deal with it.
[You're being very brave, Piglet.]

[verysmallpig]

I-I think it's t-trying to get Out... [The little pig is Quite distracted, having such a Frightening animal seeming so close, even if it is much smaller, being in the talking box.]

I think you'd best Hurry... i-if it's no bother, that is. I th-think it's hungry.

[Of course this could be a problem because Piglet happens to have been hiding out at home. In his very small, but cozy, tree.]

[tangledintower]

Don't worry, Piglet, I'm on my way! Just stay where you are, I'm coming to help you!!

[She'll manage with the small bit, somehow...]

video:

[charring]

What's wrong, Piglet?

video:

[verysmallpig]

Oh h-hi Charlie!

Re: video:

[charring]

Hello, Piglet.

Do you need some help?

1/2 video:

[verysmallpig]

W-well... i-it's not so much help... as it is all the touching. [Of course, this sort of comment needs explanation.] That is, it's not touching things that I need help with...

2/2 video:

[verysmallpig]

Oh, dear... I don't think I'm explaining this very well.

[charring]

[Don't worry, Piglet. She gets it.]

Are people bothering you? Do you want to stay at my house until this stops?

Video

[verysmallpig]

May I? [He quickly adds to this, just in case you might change your mind.] Y-yes please. Oh, thank you. Thank you Very much.

Re: Video

[charring]

Yes, you absolutely can. [And her animals will leave Piglet alone. They are so used to strange shit going on in her house, Piglet is just another resident.]