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[trenchknives]

This isn't funny. This is actually kinda bullshit. I mean, it ain't the worst curse that's ever happened, but it's still pretty bad. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? I'm stuck as a goddamned girl.

[You can almost hear him sulking through the text.]

And don't even try getting me to talk or show my face until this bullshit is over, okay?

[Which means, of course, everyone should try to get him to do so. After all, he has a beautiful girl!PB that shouldn't go to waste.]

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[water_wine_wizard]

Are you cute?

Can I come over and see?

[Definitely hints of doing more than seeing there.]

Re: voice

[trenchknives]

Fuck, I dunno. I guess I'm kinda cute.

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[water_wine_wizard]

If you're anything like how you look as a man, I would definitely say so.

Re: voice

[trenchknives]

I mean, I actually look pretty similar. Just, y'know, more like a girl. Shit, it's weird.

Re: voice

[water_wine_wizard]

[She laughs.]

I know the feeling, actually.

[monochrome_mirror]

Come now, it's not the worst that could happen at all. None of us are dying or being harmed. I'm in the same boat as you, only in the opposite direction.

Perhaps it would do your ego some good to appear on the Network, if only to prove to yourself that such a change cannot affect you.

[trenchknives]

I dunno about that. I feel like it is the kinda change that affects you whether you want it to or not.

[monochrome_mirror]

Well, yes. I certainly feel very odd and...well, a little bit confused about what to do now, especially with my clothes. But we are at least not injured. The handcuff curse was worse for my physical integrity...

[trenchknives]

We might not be physically injured, but I can't say my psychological integrity is holding up well.

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

Jimmy!

Hey, what's wrong with being a girl? I'm normally a girl. I, uh, I'm not today, but I don't really mind!

Except my skirt fits kind of weirdly.

[trenchknives]

Guess there's nothing wrong with it if it's what you're used to, but I'm not used to it.

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

Fair enough, I guess. I'm pretty used to it, so yeah.

Hey, I guess you can try out whatever you want that girls get to do, now.

[trenchknives]

I feel like I'm gonna regret this, but what kind of things do girls get to do?

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[makingastatement]

What, did they put a wig on you and call it a day?

[ Because coping with these kinds of changes is much easier when it's at someone else's expense. ]

Re: text;

[trenchknives]

They turned me into a girl, asshole. What, they didn't get you?

text;

[makingastatement]

Easy. It gets everybody, doesn't it? I mean-- it ain't like they're singling you out.

Re: text;

[trenchknives]

Well, as always, some people get skipped. Guess you didn't, though.

[A pause, and then another message.]

What do you look like?

Text; hi I hope you like backdating because I am forever late <33

[as_manly]

It says a lot about the world that everyone complains this much about being female.

I guess we should look forward to it, maybe someone will take us women seriously for once.

Re: Text; Backdating is awesome!

[trenchknives]

Hey, it has nothing to do with whether or not I take women seriously. It's just an unexpected change, is all.

Text;

[as_manly]

There are much worse things on a fairly regular basis.

Re: Text;

[trenchknives]

Well, sure, that's true, but does that mean we can't complain about the slightly less shitty things just because there're shittier things in the world?

[whitetwoguns]

....All better now, buddy boy?

[trenchknives]

Yeah. Yeah, a lot better.

[whitetwoguns]

Atta-boy. It happens to everybody at one time or another.

[trenchknives]

So should I take that to mean it's happened to you?