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[signatures]

I've never seen it spread across nearly the whole City before.

[ Helloooo nurse. Eames' voice is still most definitely male, but the camera's view seems to place his recording of a few passerbys in the City's shopping district. Long legs, swinging bums, the awkward, self-conscious hobble of people getting used to their new proportions. ]

Do you guess there'll be a boost of sales for the lingerie department? A queue for the dressing room?

A lot of you have plenty of complaints for it but well- you know, there's no reason to be too embarrassed. Sometimes your own body gets a bit boring after awhile, doesn't it? Might as well play with another version.

Enjoy yourself for a change. The City throws plenty worse at us.

Comments

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[weshallfight]

Maybe most of us have an extra set of clothes hidden away for days exactly like this.

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[signatures]

Then I'd say you're a veteran and likely not too worried about it sticking.

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[weshallfight]

Doesn't make it any more pleasant, Mr Eames. I'm not usually this tall.

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[signatures]

Has your center of gravity gone all askew?

[ He's still overly pleased with everyone's misery and/or annoyances :c ]

[orangetoughguy]

Shut up.

[signatures]

Am I hitting a nerve or being annoying?

[orangetoughguy]

It's not funny I'm a chick I don't want to be in frilly ass chick shit.

[signatures]

It doesn't have to be frilly.

It could be slinky.

[ EAMES... ]

[synanthrope]

How unfortunate, Mr. Eames.

[signatures]

How so?

[synanthrope]

You're not a lovely young lady.

[signatures]

Alas.

I'm a decrepit middle aged man. There're worse things in life, I think.

[makingastatement]

You've got a strange sense of initiative, pal.

[signatures]

I think they used to call it "optimism."

[shesgotastatement]

They who?

[signatures]

General they.

Why, do you want to ruin anyone who might've come up with it?

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[brobeforehos]

Eames, reciting the state of business matter-of-factly won't take away from the fact that you're basically filming everyone's arse.

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[signatures]

Carpe diem, Miss Mae.

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[brobeforehos]

What's Latin for Carpe being rude, Mister Eames.

Voice;

[defies_reason]

In the end I suspect it won't do much for business. I'd expect a rush of returns tomorrow.

Or whenever this concludes, as it seems we're a bit off schedule lately.

Voice;

[signatures]

Not if you kept a no returns policy.

Voice;

[defies_reason]

You've a ruthless heart, I see.

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[subecho]

I shall send you my bro - sister.

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[signatures]

To prove a point?

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[subecho]

...so you might tell as was here spoken, and reap reward.