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[signatures]

I've never seen it spread across nearly the whole City before.

[ Helloooo nurse. Eames' voice is still most definitely male, but the camera's view seems to place his recording of a few passerbys in the City's shopping district. Long legs, swinging bums, the awkward, self-conscious hobble of people getting used to their new proportions. ]

Do you guess there'll be a boost of sales for the lingerie department? A queue for the dressing room?

A lot of you have plenty of complaints for it but well- you know, there's no reason to be too embarrassed. Sometimes your own body gets a bit boring after awhile, doesn't it? Might as well play with another version.

Enjoy yourself for a change. The City throws plenty worse at us.

Comments

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[weshallfight]

Maybe most of us have an extra set of clothes hidden away for days exactly like this.

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[signatures]

Then I'd say you're a veteran and likely not too worried about it sticking.

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[weshallfight]

Doesn't make it any more pleasant, Mr Eames. I'm not usually this tall.

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[signatures]

Has your center of gravity gone all askew?

[ He's still overly pleased with everyone's misery and/or annoyances :c ]

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[weshallfight]

A little. I've gotten used to it by now, I think.

[But she's still looking down at herself like she's sure something'll try and surprise her.]

This happened to me four years ago and I reckon it was a bit more horrifying then than now. Maybe because I had a brother around.

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[signatures]

Everything stands to be taken a little easier when you have someone you love around.

At least, so I'm told.

[orangetoughguy]

Shut up.

[signatures]

Am I hitting a nerve or being annoying?

[orangetoughguy]

It's not funny I'm a chick I don't want to be in frilly ass chick shit.

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[weshallfight]

[Eyebrow.]

I think he panicked more than I did.

[signatures]

It doesn't have to be frilly.

It could be slinky.

[ EAMES... ]

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[signatures]

Well, I didn't mention anything about anxiety levels, just loving.

Besides, maybe it made you feel better that you felt you could take care of someone.

[orangetoughguy]

Then you come be a chick!

[signatures]

I was last year. Maybe the City knows I find it too funny to constantly inflict me with it.

Actually, I don't think I've seen you be one before. Maybe once. But not in person.

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[weshallfight]

Or that I had someone to borrow clothes from, yeah.

[Grinning.]

Must be nice to be on the other side of it.

[orangetoughguy]

It's nothing special.

[signatures]

You're always special to me, Orange.

You buy a man a good bowl of chili fries, you listen to his problems, you steal his body for a weekend...

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[signatures]

What, the observing-with-movie-snacks side?

[orangetoughguy]

You don't tell him he wants to buy a bra and a thong.

[signatures]

Maybe in not so many words. You make it sound like I'm a pervert.

How's Mister White holding up?

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[weshallfight]

Yeah.

What kind of snacks?

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[signatures]

Metaphorical.

I've only a stick of old gum to my name.

[orangetoughguy]

Hey if it fits.

He's not touching me.

[signatures]

Thinking he'll catch the curse?

Is that why you're grumpy?

[orangetoughguy]

No he's still all man I checked.