voice;

I dunno if there's a way to filter out age sensitive material and make sure kid's don't hear anything so I'll say this: if you can't go to any PG-13 movies scram.

[He'll wait a few seconds. And yes, Mr. White. There is a way. His filtering skills are only exclusive to private messaging. So sue him. Mr. White clears his throat.]

Are we good? [Like anyone can answer, White.] Okay.

I heard this one at the barber's. A man steps into a watch shop and he takes one look at the hot young thing working the joint and he plops his penis right there on the counter. The lady is aghast. 

"Sir! Sir!" [The intonation of his voice goes up a pitch to imitate.] "This is a watch store! You can't just show your dick like that, it is inappropriate!"

[Right back he goes to his average tone.]  So the man says to her, "What? All I want a pair of a hands and a face on this."

[The camera zooms a bit: a giant orange and yellow pile of stuff comes into focus. It is candy corn. It is almost five feet of candy corn, you can tell because it is almost as tall as Eden, who is standing next to it, an expression on her face that says this is my life, welcome.]

I may have bought a touch too much candy.

I didn't particularly enjoy the whole wind-up toy thing. Not fun. Not fun at all.

However, I managed to rig up a device that let me wind myself up and I'll just leave it in the garage in case it's needed again.

I was never a huge fan of wind-up toys and being one - even less fun.

[When he finds out that there is a Circus, Kaito decides it's time for a date with his wife who can't remember that they're in love. Seems like a great idea.]

Oi, Gazelle.

We're going to the circus. Dress cute.

[He's a charmer, isn't he?]