"Mr. White" AKA Lawrence "Two Guns" Dimick (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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poly_chromatic2012-10-22 02:28 am
whitetwoguns) wrote in poly_chromatic2012-10-22 02:28 am
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I dunno if there's a way to filter out age sensitive material and make sure kid's don't hear anything so I'll say this: if you can't go to any PG-13 movies scram.
[He'll wait a few seconds. And yes, Mr. White. There is a way. His filtering skills are only exclusive to private messaging. So sue him. Mr. White clears his throat.]
Are we good? [Like anyone can answer, White.] Okay.
I heard this one at the barber's. A man steps into a watch shop and he takes one look at the hot young thing working the joint and he plops his penis right there on the counter. The lady is aghast.
"Sir! Sir!" [The intonation of his voice goes up a pitch to imitate.] "This is a watch store! You can't just show your dick like that, it is inappropriate!"
[Right back he goes to his average tone.] So the man says to her, "What? All I want a pair of a hands and a face on this."
I dunno if there's a way to filter out age sensitive material and make sure kid's don't hear anything so I'll say this: if you can't go to any PG-13 movies scram.
[He'll wait a few seconds. And yes, Mr. White. There is a way. His filtering skills are only exclusive to private messaging. So sue him. Mr. White clears his throat.]
Are we good? [Like anyone can answer, White.] Okay.
I heard this one at the barber's. A man steps into a watch shop and he takes one look at the hot young thing working the joint and he plops his penis right there on the counter. The lady is aghast.
"Sir! Sir!" [The intonation of his voice goes up a pitch to imitate.] "This is a watch store! You can't just show your dick like that, it is inappropriate!"
[Right back he goes to his average tone.] So the man says to her, "What? All I want a pair of a hands and a face on this."