The carnival is not affiliated with Circus Carnivore. I'm not in any way responsible for the visiting attraction. None of the Carnivores are involved. Don't have the answers to your more pressing questions.

Appears to be keeping well topside. Given the month, doubtful their location choice has to do with politely avoiding competition.

I'll be inside until this circus leaves. I wasn't sure things could get stranger.

But clowns? Come on. There's something creepy about them. No one is that happy. And that facepaint? And the way they just come up to you with that big, fake painted on smile? It's disturbing.

not that i goout of my way to sea a circus, but whyare so many people scared of clonws??

[Someone is muttering into their device intermittently in a New Zealand accent.]

Come on…..answer your bloody phone, Axl. … Pick up… Ugh, come on! As if this day couldn't get more shit.

[A pause. Mike is holding his phone away from his face and looking at it, and the reason you can tell, is he’s pressed a button and switched the video on. He frowns at the screen, and ends up talking quietly to his phone.]

What the hell are you doing?

[He turns the phone off. A few minutes later, a text message goes up on the Network.]

Axl if this is your phone I’m reaching I’ve got no idea where the hell I am. Call me back and pass the phone to Olaf.

Don’t tell him to text me back.

Don’t tell him to read this.

Shit. And tell him it's already on.

Are you all ok?

Hey, hey~~~!

Whoever that was, that was really surprising! It wasn't fair, it took me off guard! [ he looks pleased, though - more than pleased, as his lips curl up into a Cheshire grin. it should probably be a little disturbing that he's talking about his own death with such a happy tone. ] But it was soooo cool! My head went clean off, like shhhnk! [ at least, that's what he'd imagine the sound is. ]

So, whoever you are - we should play together! This time, properly, so we can both have some fun and not have it end so quickly, okay~?

[ he reaches out to the device, as if he's done - but pauses, remembering. ]

Ah, ah, Agitooo! I wanna talk to you, too! So, let's talk, okay?