[Voice]

[untilitkillsyou]

I'll be inside until this circus leaves. I wasn't sure things could get stranger.

But clowns? Come on. There's something creepy about them. No one is that happy. And that facepaint? And the way they just come up to you with that big, fake painted on smile? It's disturbing.

Comments

[charring]

Seconded.

[untilitkillsyou]

Glad someone agrees. I'm staying in, I got food and I got drinks.

[charring]

Same. The only thing I'm going out for is work. But that's it.

[untilitkillsyou]

Sounds like the safest bet.

voice

[indecent_butterfly]

One would think you were a child scared of shadows and the dark as well.

[untilitkillsyou]

I'm not afraid of them, just find them creepy is all. Seen some fucked up people dressing as clowns to do some terrible things.

[indecent_butterfly]

Does not the same happen by people dressed as the police or clergy? Or even by those who work in said professions?

[untilitkillsyou]

Well so far in the course of doing my job I've seen crazy clowns and clergy. May be why I don't go to church either.

[indecent_butterfly]

One can think of better reasons not to attend church. But still, why blame all for the few?

[comeonecomeall]

Oh, you don't have to see the clown show. Come see the trapeze! She flies through the air with the greatest of ease!

[untilitkillsyou]

Uh, I don't know.


Maybe.

[comeonecomeall]

Not interested in the horses, either?

[untilitkillsyou]

I'm a city guy, horses aren't really my thing.

[comeonecomeall]

The high wire!

Or maybe the freak show.

[trenchknives]

I think there's some kinda worldwide law or somethin' that people gotta hate clowns.

[untilitkillsyou]

Sounds like a good law to me.

ooc oh. Jimmy.

[trenchknives]

Or maybe we could just ban clowns in general. That'd be good. I usually think they're, y'know, gonna try'n kill me.

[untilitkillsyou]

That whole 'can't sleep clowns will eat me' thing?

There have been some crazy people dressed up like clowns.

[trenchknives]

Great. When I get back home, I'm never lettin' my kid near a clown again.

[onahighwire]

Won't you come to see me? I might need assistance.

[untilitkillsyou]

Assistance with what exactly?

[onahighwire]

My act of course. There are no clowns.

[untilitkillsyou]

What is your act?

[headofoperations]

How would you make the world laugh, good sir?

[untilitkillsyou]

Jokes. Those seem to work.

Pranks do just as well.

[headofoperations]

My dear departed uncle was a circus clown, all his friends came to the funeral in one car.

[untilitkillsyou]

Funny in a morbid way.