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[eiremagic]

[The camera zooms a bit: a giant orange and yellow pile of stuff comes into focus. It is candy corn. It is almost five feet of candy corn, you can tell because it is almost as tall as Eden, who is standing next to it, an expression on her face that says this is my life, welcome.]

I may have bought a touch too much candy.

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[infernoandhearth]

Do you need help with it?

[eiremagic]

Do you want some candy, boyo?

[infernoandhearth]

If it's going spare.

[eiremagic]

You do know it tastes of wax?

[infernoandhearth]

And chalk, yes. That's alright. There's something oddly satisfying about eating it in coloured sections. Though, why did you buy it at all if you're not fond of it?

[dignity_misery]

Cheap candy...

[eiremagic]

Better cheap than none.

By the way, fuck off.

[dignity_misery]

You say that every time, but you still answer me every time.

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[eiremagic]

Fuck off or suddenly Chase'll be too busy to help you the next time you swan dive off the side of a fucking building.

Private; unhackable

[dignity_misery]

[Oh. That's... Carla's head tilts.]

I've always made sure he was busy. But he's like me, no matter how many times you tell him to fuck off, he always comes back.

[There isn't any pride in her voice, at all.]

[universaltranslator]

[She can't help snorting. That's a lot of candy.]

No such thing.

[eiremagic]

Do you want some?

[It tastes like wax.]

[universaltranslator]

I can get my own stash, but thanks.

[She feels kind of awkward asking, but she's still trying to get the hang of a currency-based economy.]

How much did that cost you?

[eiremagic]

Most of it was free.

[universaltranslator]

There's someone giving away that much candy?

[harrydresden]

That is a lot of candy corn.

[eiremagic]

You want some?

[harrydresden]

Well, maybe a little but I've never been a huge fan of candy corn. You must really love it.

[eiremagic]

I don't really.

[harrydresden]

Uh... so why did you get so much again?

[hexappeal]

...did you not notice as you were picking it up?

[eiremagic]

It got delivered. Do you want some?

[hexappeal]

Is it just the plain kind?

[eiremagic]

There's different kind of candy corn?

[hexappeal]

You've never had designer candy corn? Amazing. I favor pumpkin pie and blood orange flavored, personally.