[After spending a good deal of the previous day and night heavily drinking, waking up to the sound of someone screaming was not what ne had expected so early in the morning.
Coming face to face with an animal instead of the suspected human should have been a sign ne'd had more to drink than ne thought in the first place. And wait...wasn't someone missing? Oh well.
That the animal spoke? Yeah, never mind this was just getting to be typical wasn't it? ]
[Hatter turns on the device so the City is offered a shot of the annoying thing.]
It's about time you woke up. You truly are worthless. There are better things to do than lay around all day unless you wish to take the Lord and Lady's place instead?
[Instead of responding to the bird, ne looks to the device.]
Still? Should One be happy it's only this day instead of both?
Coming face to face with an animal instead of the suspected human should have been a sign ne'd had more to drink than ne thought in the first place. And wait...wasn't someone missing? Oh well.
That the animal spoke? Yeah, never mind this was just getting to be typical wasn't it? ]
[Hatter turns on the device so the City is offered a shot of the annoying thing.]
It's about time you woke up. You truly are worthless. There are better things to do than lay around all day unless you wish to take the Lord and Lady's place instead?
[Instead of responding to the bird, ne looks to the device.]
Still? Should One be happy it's only this day instead of both?
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