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[brobeforehos]

Curses That Have Been More Annoying Than This One
1. When every reply of mine on the network was anonymous...for a day
2. When I was part of tabloid trash
3. Sand apocalypse (the sand worm, mainly)
4. When I kept listing guys I thought were handsome, each in their own way

Guys I Think Are Handsome, Each In Their Own Way

-- what, not again--


1. Jamie Crawford (is the most handsome brother anyone could have and you can't say otherwise!
2. Nick Ryves
3. Alan Ryves
4. Arthur
5. Eames
6. Bucky Barnes
7. Amy's Doctor (because the bowties are cute)
8. Bolin
9. Chase

Really, Am I Going To Just Go On Like This The Whole Day?
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Completely
4. Until midnight

Women I Look Up To
1. Ariadne
2. Amy Pond
3. Isabela
4. Sin
5. In an inexplicable way, nowadays - my mother

Do I Miss Her
1. Sort of
2. I don't know how

To Do
1. Hate this curse
2. Drown the headache with a drink
3. Get chocolate
4. Avoid replying by text

[ooc; Mae is hit by Listmania curse, and it will most definitely slip into her replies, even if they're voice or video! Differences between normal font and courier is that she can't control the latter; the former is just Mae trying to be a brat about the curse, and it not letting her.]

Comments

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[errandry]

[ lightly, wryly—something faintly wrong about the register of the voice, maybe, but mostly he just sounds tired. ]

I dunno if that last one's gonna help.

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[brobeforehos]

But the way to comfront a problem is to-

One, try
Two, try again
Three, [SIGHS]

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[errandry]

Wonder if it's breakable... hey, try saying a list of things you can't make lists about.

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[sixwinged]

1. All of those lists are stupid.
2. Not replying at all would be more effective.

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[brobeforehos]

1. I do what I want
2. Are you sad you're not on them?

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[sixwinged]

No.

[wearafeznow]

Finally, someone who appreciates the bowtie! I always choose c. Bowties are cool

[brobeforehos]

In My Experience, List Of People That Are Allowed To Wear Bowties
1. Little boys at weddings
2. Hipsters
3. The Doctor

[wearafeznow]

[ No, don't make him find quizzes about hipsters. ]

What is a hipster?
1. Some kind of alien with horrifyingly long legs?
2. Something Amelia won't explain to me?
or 3. An Earth Thing I should not ask about?

I'm hoping it's one, it would be much more interesting. Earth things are usually just strange.

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[sickbeat]

hey this is a nice change of pace
organized and short lists
a guy could get used to this kind of succinct arrangement of words

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[brobeforehos]

Benefits Of Red Font Text
1. Stands out

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[sickbeat]

whoa
there are way more benefits than that dude

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[studmuffin]

ashton dude, i'm offended

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[brobeforehos]

Girls I Find Handsome, Too
1. Tinkerbell

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[studmuffin]

aw, shucks. u say the nicest things.

[zipperbent]

I am pleased my stunning good looks have received recognition.

[brobeforehos]

Things To Do Upon Receiving Recognition
1. Pat yourself on the shoulder
2. Treat yourself to an applause

[synanthrope]

Your own brother.

[brobeforehos]

Ways It's Acceptable To Find Jamie Handsome
1. Obviously platonic
2. Clearly fraternal
3. Absolutely not biased

[Audio:]

[intheblanks]

[This response opens with some mild throat clearing.]

Hi.

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[brobeforehos]

[What. Don't be all shameful now :T]

1. Hi
2. Hello
3. Good day

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[dignity_misery]

[ I hold in my hands two different kinds of chocolate: on one side, we have classic American style milk-chocolate. On the other we proffer Belgian dark.

Choose and perish. ]

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[brobeforehos]

[Wuh. Eyes widen like why would you do this to me before pointing at the Belgian dark.]

[hexuality]

I could send Sir Weatherby along with some chocolate. I've always got that on hand.

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[brobeforehos]

Gotsome.