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Curses That Have Been More Annoying Than This One
1. When every reply of mine on the network was anonymous...for a day
2. When I was part of tabloid trash
3. Sand apocalypse (the sand worm, mainly)
4. When I kept listing guys I thought were handsome, each in their own way

Guys I Think Are Handsome, Each In Their Own Way

-- what, not again--

1. Jamie Crawford (is the most handsome brother anyone could have and you can't say otherwise!
2. Nick Ryves
3. Alan Ryves
4. Arthur
5. Eames
6. Bucky Barnes
7. Amy's Doctor (because the bowties are cute)
8. Bolin
9. Chase

Really, Am I Going To Just Go On Like This The Whole Day?
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Completely
4. Until midnight

Women I Look Up To
1. Ariadne
2. Amy Pond
3. Isabela
4. Sin
5. In an inexplicable way, nowadays - my mother

Do I Miss Her
1. Sort of
2. I don't know how

To Do
1. Hate this curse
2. Drown the headache with a drink
3. Get chocolate
4. Avoid replying by text

[ooc; Mae is hit by Listmania curse, and it will most definitely slip into her replies, even if they're voice or video! Differences between normal font and courier is that she can't control the latter; the former is just Mae trying to be a brat about the curse, and it not letting her.]

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[ lightly, wryly—something faintly wrong about the register of the voice, maybe, but mostly he just sounds tired. ]

I dunno if that last one's gonna help.

1. All of those lists are stupid.
2. Not replying at all would be more effective.

Finally, someone who appreciates the bowtie! I always choose c. Bowties are cool

1. I do what I want
2. Are you sad you're not on them?

But the way to comfront a problem is to-

One, try
Two, try again
Three, [SIGHS]

No.

In My Experience, List Of People That Are Allowed To Wear Bowties
1. Little boys at weddings
2. Hipsters
3. The Doctor

Why I Think That's Bullshit
1. So quick to answer
2. So quick to deny

I don't care about your fucking lists.

Who Else Doesn't Care
1. Me

[ No, don't make him find quizzes about hipsters. ]

What is a hipster?
1. Some kind of alien with horrifyingly long legs?
2. Something Amelia won't explain to me?
or 3. An Earth Thing I should not ask about?

I'm hoping it's one, it would be much more interesting. Earth things are usually just strange.

[Mmmmphh that's hilarious - she's going to bite her lips just so she can manage not to answer with a list:]

Number one.

[BITES TONGUE.]

Why It's Bad To Lie To Time And Space Travelers
1. Time and Space travelling machines might not get wifi and Google, and thus I'm spreading false information
2. Information which will travel long and wide
3. And soon hipsters will be known as long legged aliens
4. Lying is...bad?

[ He pauses, but his voice is now amused, as if he's bewildered and not entirely sure what's going on. ]

It's all right, I do tend to fact check before I announce anything. After all, I wouldn't want to be responsible for the whole Holy Grail debate all over again.

Although google's never really a very good source of information. It's either a) run by aliens, or b) alien information implanted into the brain of mr. google or c) terrifying.

Google Is Run By Aliens
1. ????
2. ?????
3. ?????????

It's not as bad as Facebook, Miss Crawford. I still don't know what that is. I do hope it's not run by Cybermen. But they are interested in a lot of things.

a) Mindless drones.
b) Robotic people.
c) Death.
d) Flowers.

It's not d. I've never met a Cyberman who likes a nice boquet or roses. Oh, Should I get Amy Pond flowers?

a) Yes, she's sad.
b) Of course, flowers between friends is always nice.
c) Rory would frown from very far away.

Should You Get Amy Flowers
1. If she's sad, get her chocolate
2. If she doesn't like chocolate, get her something she likes more
3. If you do want to get her flowers, find a type that symbolize friendship, like daisies

Who Could Possibly Not Like Chocolate
1. Chocophobics
2. Aliens made of chocolate (cannibalism is bad; thoughts?)
3. Old grumpy men

What Is Facebook
1. A social network
2. A waste of time
3. A way to 'reconnect' with people you've not talked to in ages
4. Number 3 treats 'reconnect' as 'find out more about their pet'
5. 'It's Complicated'

She likes fish fingers and custard but I don't think that's an appropriate declaration of friendship or BFF status.

What is the strangest thing I have learnt today?
i. BFF means Best Friend Forever not Be Furry and Fantastic like it does to the people on Saber.
ii. A hipster is not an alien and yet everyone finds them weird.
iii. Curses are sometimes complicated.

I think all of the above, but I'm not sure it's applicable.

How To Cheer Up Your Friends If They're Sad:
1. Hug them
2. Listen to what they have to say, if they want to say it
3. Hug them again
4. Attempt tickling
5. Or dancing
6. Or whatever might distract them and make them laugh

hey this is a nice change of pace
organized and short lists
a guy could get used to this kind of succinct arrangement of words

Amelia finds my dancing attrocious. She wasn't impressed with how I was at her wedding. I was either:

a) a dazed gaffer.
b) the embarrassing uncle.
c) touched.

ashton dude, i'm offended

[YOU CAN'T PUT A LIST ON LAUGHTER]

Benefits Of Red Font Text
1. Stands out

Girls I Find Handsome, Too
1. Tinkerbell

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