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[wearafeznow]

What's your SATC Seduction Style?

Do you believe in love at first sight?
That's not very nice, some species don't even have eyes. Maybe they could have love at first smell. Or touch. A nice handshake will do, won't it? Or a could old whiff of those pheromones. Love at first scent. Love at first orbit. I like that better.

Your bedroom deal breaker is:
Well, I'd like there to be a bed. Or a hammock. Or one of those beds shaped like a car. Or a nest. That's nice. But I don't think I'd judge a bedroom on it's lack of anything. Each to their own. Night lights are cool. And glow in the dark stars.

The guy you're lusting after isn't responding to your romantic clues. What is your last ditch effort?
... Well clearly they don't want a scone or a nice walk, so why would I try to convince them? It's not for everyone you know. Also I don't have four inch heels. What kind of quiz is this?

You're on a first date with a fiercely hot guy. To show off your sex appeal, what drink do you have?
A cup of tea.

You have two great dates with a new guy. What's your next move?
The robot dance. Nothing beats a good robot dance. Though I don't really want to go on a date. Can I skip that and move straight to the dashing about. What is everyone's fascination with dating?

You're going through a dating dry spell. How do you deal with it?
Some of these questions are really bizarre. Are people honestly interested in these things?

(Go somewhere new).

Your sack-session outfit is:
Oh, I love sports day!

In your ultimate sex fantasy...
This isn't appropriate, there are children about. I'm about. Let's not talk about it.

When it comes to the concept of "monogamy", you...
You humans are so obsessed with little boxes, aren't you? Where's Jack when you need him? He could answer everything.

What's your favourite sex position?
Why can't I stop typing?

... Also, who's Charlotte?

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[godoftricks]

I do not believe you are quite what they had in mind.

voice & text because he does what he wants.

[wearafeznow]

Oh hello, a new face. I don't usually do this, just a fair warning.

Is this quiz designed for?
a) Human women.
b) Time Lords.
c) Hipsters.

I think the answer is a, actually.

[godoftricks]

I had rather imagined it to be a curse.

What is a hipster, may I ask?

[wearafeznow]

That's up to debate actually. By me.

A hipster could be:

i. an alien race.
ii. some weird human custom.
iii. an illness.

(Voice)

[confined_to_briah]

( This is too funny to pass up. )

A sack-session doesn't require a sports uniform. Unless you've already marked your bare skin for the occasion.

[wearafeznow]

Why would I need to mark my bare skin?
a) To psych out the competition a-la war paint?
b) Custom?
c) None of the above.

Please tell me it's a. I'd find that amusing.

(Voice)

[confined_to_briah]

I haven't a clue. You were the one who introduced the sports metaphor for sex.

(Voice)

[wearafeznow]

[ And now he just has to be on audio because what. ]

No. Wait - No. How could that even possibly be a metaphor for sex?

(Voice)

[wearafeznow]

That wasn't me!

[rudeandginger]

[Oh. Turlough is amused.]

And does 'scone and a nice walk' usually garner results for you, Doctor?

[wearafeznow]

[ Pausing. ]

Well yes, I find scones rather nice, and it's good to stretch out the legs.

[rudeandginger]

You're even more clueless than the Doctor I was with, aren't you?

[wearafeznow]

It's a possibility. You get to this age, you find it quite difficult to keep up with the kids.

[waitedforyears]

[ Amy is just. Laughing. ]

Oh. You really don't have a clue, do you?

[wearafeznow]

a) no.

Amelia, you could take this thing off me you know. I don't know if this is appropriate for children. I should figure out an unhackable filter.

[waitedforyears]

's not appropriate. But it is amusing, so I don't think I will.

[ Voice ]

[bettercallit]

[ Clint is actually struggling to keep a straight face, which is probably why he opts to open an audio feed. ]

Sports Day is always a good day.

[ Voice ]

[wearafeznow]

I'm a master at the egg and spoon race, Mr. Barton.

What is Clint's favourite sport?

1. Skipping.
2. Frisbee.
3. Three legged race.

[ Voice ]

[bettercallit]

Protecting the egg from attack? That's what every guy wants.

[ Sorry, Doctor, Clint likes you, but he also needs to amuse himself from time to time. ]

It's gotta be the three legged race. You never know when you're gonna wake up chained to someone else. I like to think I've mastered the art of making a break for it.

[saidrepent]

I'd ask if "dashing about" is supposed to be some kind of euphemism, but judging by the rest of your answers, I can only guess that would be a "no."

[wearafeznow]

Honestly, does anyone read Jane Austen anymore?

a) No.
b) Yes.
c) Maybe.

Oh, this curse is doing my head in. I just like to run a lot.

[saidrepent]

Where I'm from, the answer to that would have to be A. [It's probably a fluke that the name is even remotely recognizable to him in the first place.]

Don't worry, I'm sure one day you'll find a nice girl who's really into that. Or guy. Or both, or...something other.

[Video]

[destinedtobeunpopular]

You'd be surprised by how often topics like these go around the table in the royal court.

More subtle, but close enough. So I would say people are honestly interested in these things.

[Video]

[wearafeznow]

I don't understand why. What use is it to anyone?

[Video]

[destinedtobeunpopular]

[He shrugs.]

People like knowing things about others. Sometimes things can be used against you, I suppose.