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[wearafeznow]

What's your SATC Seduction Style?

Do you believe in love at first sight?
That's not very nice, some species don't even have eyes. Maybe they could have love at first smell. Or touch. A nice handshake will do, won't it? Or a could old whiff of those pheromones. Love at first scent. Love at first orbit. I like that better.

Your bedroom deal breaker is:
Well, I'd like there to be a bed. Or a hammock. Or one of those beds shaped like a car. Or a nest. That's nice. But I don't think I'd judge a bedroom on it's lack of anything. Each to their own. Night lights are cool. And glow in the dark stars.

The guy you're lusting after isn't responding to your romantic clues. What is your last ditch effort?
... Well clearly they don't want a scone or a nice walk, so why would I try to convince them? It's not for everyone you know. Also I don't have four inch heels. What kind of quiz is this?

You're on a first date with a fiercely hot guy. To show off your sex appeal, what drink do you have?
A cup of tea.

You have two great dates with a new guy. What's your next move?
The robot dance. Nothing beats a good robot dance. Though I don't really want to go on a date. Can I skip that and move straight to the dashing about. What is everyone's fascination with dating?

You're going through a dating dry spell. How do you deal with it?
Some of these questions are really bizarre. Are people honestly interested in these things?

(Go somewhere new).

Your sack-session outfit is:
Oh, I love sports day!

In your ultimate sex fantasy...
This isn't appropriate, there are children about. I'm about. Let's not talk about it.

When it comes to the concept of "monogamy", you...
You humans are so obsessed with little boxes, aren't you? Where's Jack when you need him? He could answer everything.

What's your favourite sex position?
Why can't I stop typing?

... Also, who's Charlotte?

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[waitedforyears]

That suits me just fine.

[wearafeznow]

So what would you like to try first?

[waitedforyears]

Let's go explore the beach again. [ She really, really likes the beach. ]

[wearafeznow]

All right then, allons-y.

[ A pause. ] No, that doesn't work anymore.

[waitedforyears]

[ Laughing. Yes, at him, but it's also just happy. ]

C'mon.

[wearafeznow]

[ Exiting the shop. ]

Can we buy a bucket?

[waitedforyears]

Yeah. We can do that.

[ A beat. ] Gonna build a sand TARDIS?

[wearafeznow]

Well, TARDISes aren't built, they're grown.

But I can change the rules once in a while.

[waitedforyears]

Sand TARDISes are built. 'cause I say so.

[wearafeznow]

Well, all right, Pond. If you say so, it must be so.

[waitedforyears]

Exactly. You got it. So, sand TARDIS?

[wearafeznow]

But bucket first.

[waitedforyears]

You got it.