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[wearafeznow]

What's your SATC Seduction Style?

Do you believe in love at first sight?
That's not very nice, some species don't even have eyes. Maybe they could have love at first smell. Or touch. A nice handshake will do, won't it? Or a could old whiff of those pheromones. Love at first scent. Love at first orbit. I like that better.

Your bedroom deal breaker is:
Well, I'd like there to be a bed. Or a hammock. Or one of those beds shaped like a car. Or a nest. That's nice. But I don't think I'd judge a bedroom on it's lack of anything. Each to their own. Night lights are cool. And glow in the dark stars.

The guy you're lusting after isn't responding to your romantic clues. What is your last ditch effort?
... Well clearly they don't want a scone or a nice walk, so why would I try to convince them? It's not for everyone you know. Also I don't have four inch heels. What kind of quiz is this?

You're on a first date with a fiercely hot guy. To show off your sex appeal, what drink do you have?
A cup of tea.

You have two great dates with a new guy. What's your next move?
The robot dance. Nothing beats a good robot dance. Though I don't really want to go on a date. Can I skip that and move straight to the dashing about. What is everyone's fascination with dating?

You're going through a dating dry spell. How do you deal with it?
Some of these questions are really bizarre. Are people honestly interested in these things?

(Go somewhere new).

Your sack-session outfit is:
Oh, I love sports day!

In your ultimate sex fantasy...
This isn't appropriate, there are children about. I'm about. Let's not talk about it.

When it comes to the concept of "monogamy", you...
You humans are so obsessed with little boxes, aren't you? Where's Jack when you need him? He could answer everything.

What's your favourite sex position?
Why can't I stop typing?

... Also, who's Charlotte?

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[wearafeznow]

[ Pulling a face. ]

Droll.

[waitedforyears]

Thank you.

[wearafeznow]

What Would Be Better Than Writing Quizzes All Day

a. Ice cream.
b. A walk in the park.
c. A trip to the zoo.

[ And then looking at her expectantly, because yes, he wants to go out. ]

[waitedforyears]

You're right. Let's go, then. Ice cream in the park?

[wearafeznow]

Sounds just about perfect. [ He brings his device and his pad and paper simply because one does not mess with the force of the curse. ]

I think I'll have raspberry sauce on my ice cream this time.

[waitedforyears]

Yeah? 'm gonna have chocolate on mine and try yours.

[wearafeznow]

Of course, Pond. I'd share with you always.

[waitedforyears]

See, that's why you're my best friend.

[wearafeznow]

Ice cream could be the cornerstone of fondness, I do agree there. [ He doesn't feel quite like writing out several quizzes, but that's because his hands are stuffed in his pockets to stop himself. ]

[waitedforyears]

Yep. Ice cream. Or fish fingers and custard, I suppose.

[wearafeznow]

[ A smile. ] Not beans though, or apples.

[waitedforyears]

Unless the apples have smiley faces.

[wearafeznow]

Smiley faced apples are the exception, yes. I'll write it in the disclaimer.

[waitedforyears]

You do that, yeah.

[wearafeznow]

It's going to be useful if we ever decide to run a café.

[waitedforyears]

A café? We already have the detective agency and the hat store, Doctor.

[wearafeznow]

It pays to keep your options open.

[waitedforyears]

We're not likely to run out anytime soon.

[wearafeznow]

But Amelia, we may get bored.

[waitedforyears]

[ Don't call her that. Narrowing her eyes. ] You think?

[wearafeznow]

I think. [ He only smiles even harder. ] We're clearly not built for pedestrian life, Miss Pond.

[waitedforyears]

[ Well, all right. She finds herself smiling back again. ] I could've told you that.

[wearafeznow]

Well, we will have to find some things to entertain ourselves.

[waitedforyears]

Never had a problem with that, did we?

[wearafeznow]

That was with the whole of time and space laying in front of us. Here it might not work so well.