Nobody likes me, everybody hates me.
Guess I'll go eat worms.
Long, thin, slimy ones,
Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms!
Down goes the first one,
Down goes the second one.
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm!
Long, thin, slimy ones,
Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms!
Up comes the first one,
Up comes the second one.
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm!
Long, thin, slimy ones,
Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms!
[ooc: And now, a musical interlude from Prof. Dr. Laszlo Jamf. Trolling? Mocking? Feeling sorry for himself? Sharing his suffering as a hardworking Deity of the City with the City at large? Hard to say, hard to say... But, hey, Deity on the Network.]